𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐬𝐨𝐥𝐝𝐢𝐞𝐫!𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐚 + 𝐤𝐨𝐛𝐢𝐤
✿lisa had told you about the young girl she had found on the mission and was now caring for
✿and for some reason you thought she would be just a normal child orphaned by whatever was going down??????????? ✿which was absolutely stupid
✿she glowed blue and was currently watching you and alpine sleep while lisa prepped your usual post mission breakfast date
✿“what’s her favourite breakfast food? I can make if for her!” She called through to the elder
✿“does she like tea? i can make her tea!”
✿her voice stirred you and alpine from dreamland
✿she frowned when she startled both you and the white cat in your arms
✿“sorry, good morning” she whispered, a hand coming to pet alpine’s fur
✿through your entire morning routine she spoke to you at the speed of light and offered to skip time so you were done
✿you only managed to catch certain words here and there
✿“i can make it so we’re already best friends!”
✿she wraps herself around your leg while you gave your girlfriend a long overdue kiss
✿“lili has told me so much about you and you sound so great and I’m happy to meet you and I want you to love me too!”
✿you look to your girlfriend for some sort of translation to anything she’s said
✿she started her story over again
✿you managed to get a good chunk of it before she sped up again
✿you gave up trying to understand
✿she was a cosmic cube that took the form of a child and hydra tried to make her into a weapon
✿you’d get the rest from lisa later
✿she floated off her seat at the breakfast table
✿lisa had to keep pulling her back down so she wouldn’t make a mess or float through the roof
✿she shovelled everything in her mouth
✿she wouldn’t give her any bad food
✿when her plate was empty she ran off to cuddle alpine
✿“so we’re mothers to a... cosmic cube that became a four year old and has the power to take over the universe?”
✿lisa nodded, flesh hand coming to link fingers with yours
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✿later on while kobik was napping your girlfriend filled you in on absolutely everything
✿lisa made a cheat sheet to help you care for her while she was out
✿life with a four year old human form cosmic cube was easier than you thought
✿feed her, stop her from causing mischief, listen to her rambles, don’t let her float too high if you’re outside because she will end up in space
✿the only rule lisa set was no using her powers on unnecessary things
✿if she was left with you at home she’d swap your clothes so you both matched
✿which was just too cute for you to try punish her for
✿she also makes you flowers a lot to see you smile
✿she’s the most powerful thing in this universe but she goes into a loved up trance while watching you talk
✿literally any words you say are the most interesting thing she’s ever heard please keep going
✿you become her favourite parent in like a month
✿yeah lisa had a metal arm and is strong and saved her from hell but can she do all the voices while reading to her???
✿she ditched lisa for you and alpine ditched both of you for her
✿the white cat doesn’t even acknowledge your bedroom anymore
✿she just heads straight into kobik’s at bedtime
✿she is so protective of you
✿she doesn’t have a lot of prior experience with just plain humans
✿you’re so fragile and even though she’s the baby here she wants to protect you and keep you safe
✿so she’s on look out for danger at all times
✿she once sent your living room table into orbit because you stubbed your toe on it and it made your eyes water
✿you had no idea she could do that but it probably explains where half of your knives and your neighbours rose bush has gone
✿she’s great for both yours and lisa’s mental health
✿she’s such a joy to have around
✿sometimes you forget that just being around her puts you at risk
✿even though lisa is extremely happy with the child around she’s also constantly looking over her shoulder
✿though she is your little girl she’s a threat
✿lisa can’t risk anything happening to her best girls
✿lisa gets to catch up on so many tv shows and movies
✿kobik consumes so much media
✿and she prefers if she’s sandwiched between you and lisa
✿sometimes if lisa is too tired from a mission she takes over the house and cares for you
✿lisa lets her get away with breaking the rule then
✿trips to the park are the highlight of your life
✿she can float and fly but she gets the biggest thrill from going on the swings
