#wtf!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[maxiemcsoda]

oh my GOD she cares abt bive canonically im gonna be SICK /pos my YURI guys AHAGGRHAHHRGHHA

[dollsome-does-tumblr]

i have the most horrible confession in the world and it's that when i was in 10th grade english class in like 2003-ish, my friends and i rewrote macbeth in a school project only instead of macbeth, it was bombastic and ridiculous star of tv's the apprentice d*nald tr*mp. and he wanted to become the richest and most powerful man in the world, so he killed bill gates. the three witches were the american idol judges of the time: randy, simon, and paula. the title was "kill bill." (zing!)

for some reason tr*mp was married to barbra streisand (the reason being that i was obsessed with barbra streisand and her diva energy and i worked her into anything whenever i could, like fran fine taught me. i wanted her to be lady macbeth, okay!!!! imagine the POWER!!! "out damned spot" with those fingernails!!!!) and i'm so ashamed that i did this to her. i photoshopped them together in a picture for the cover and everything. god i hope she never finds out. why am i posting about this on the internet. barbra, i'm sorry!!!!!!

i feel like this all might be my fault, is what i'm getting at. the downfall of society. i know that magical thinking isn't a real thing, but what are the odds??!?!! it haunts me. what have i done. this is a joke but also it a little bit isn't. I REALLY PARTICIPATED IN THAT HEINOUS ACT.

[bronzetomatoes]

band concert in 2 days lmao when did that happen!!!!!!!!!!!!

[foxstens]

zayn why must u kill me like this

[winqstour]

youtube watch your ass I’m coming to wreck it I’m so angry give me my Infinite and BTS MVs back

[thricellamaaddicted]

just watched 7x15 Castle promo and WHAAAAAAAAAAAT???!?!!!!

[zombiiiianca]

Pag kasama mo, sasabihin pang "PROMISE, WALANG BACK STABBAN HA?" pero pag talikod mo "Huy si ano ba oh, nakakainis siya, blah blah". ><""""""""""