Woke up from THE MOST(tm) Tumblr nightmare ever...
Someone with a name like i-touch-peen kept sending me asks that kept using "throngle" in more & more elaborate ways... & for some reason I woke up like this....
Me (asleep), drunk AF, face down, puddle of drool: ....
Me (VIOLENTLY AWAKE): "THRONGLE!"
My homie, right next to me, waking in blur: "is that a new slur?"















