BackOnMyBullshit

33y/o, (a)gender-queer; trying to assimilate & failing. Total knob, sorry-ish. Booty-Cat's parents in the bad photo/chop: Hogan (RIP) & Savage.

[ohthisisgonnasuck]

WHAT AM I DOING?

◻️ Minding my own business

✅ Whatever I want

✅ Your mom

[ohthisisgonnasuck]

Songs are the best weapons against bad intentions:

I will not be extrapolating.

[ohthisisgonnasuck]

For some reason, my skin will not tan, anymore. I get a nice glow or w/e but if my race comes up and they don't believe me, I just take out a 50ml hot sauce, let them smell it, then take a full sip of it

I feel like this is a more recent thing.... But, as the whitest person in my fam, I think everything is a race thing. Lmao

[ohthisisgonnasuck]

The narcissistic urge to insist "y'all were all having fun before I showed up!", but not see the correlation....?

[charl0ttan]

its called a cd because it stands for compact disc

[shadowblade8192]

its called a dvd because it stands for digital versatile disc

[sourcreammachine]

it’s called a blu ray because it stands for blue ray

[creepymutelilbugger]

it’s called a cassette because that’s what it’s called

[tosety]

It's called a floppy disk because the inside is a floppy disk

[ohthisisgonnasuck]

It's called a micro SD cause.... YouS [so smol ya] Damn lost.

[kropotkindersurprise]

We salute an absolute icon 🫡

[gaylor-moon]

[anarchistmemedistro]

[trauma-tits]

[anarchistmemedistro]

[isuggestrevolution]

this is my suggestion

[stfueveryone]

Fascists are cowards who depend on the power of rules to defend themselves while they attempt to terrorize others.

[glitchyvoxel]

The "rule of law" is a lie and a cruel joke and always has been. The law cannot rule, it is just a tool. The results of its use follow the character of its wielders.

[ohthisisgonnasuck]

Getting a newish device this weekend and found that if you're not using a 2023 Android 13, Firefox can just ..... Do everything, now ... And still has no ai & u-block is what the AI are recommending to "turn them off" ... And the weird app-spoofing to basically open any [mandatory / no website] app just in the fucking windows.

Please, for the future of society.... give us the furry fuck fox.... Or just keep up the good work.

I love you too @firefox-official @firefox-unofficial @firefox

[ohthisisgonnasuck]

Oh, hey... If you show a narcissist a video of them acting out, either:

They shut up until they can think of a way to spin it & that gives you at least 30 mins of peace.

Or, they immediately start arguing which gives you another 10 mins of ranting to show them later, hopefully affording you 30 mins of peace...

Can you tell I just want to sleep for an entire hour without having to lock myself away, while you're at work? Yeah, I know you're stalking this blog & you're a fucking idiot [in general -- but, specifically] for picking this one.

[ohthisisgonnasuck]

"Our gods may forgive you, but I never knowill..."

5am on a Tuesday, at the bodega...

Closest I've felt to church in years.

[ohthisisgonnasuck]

I swear this chick just beat my ass in a pokemon go battle 😅 (ik wrong ip, but she was team mystic)

[abortionado]

They’re calling me every slur under the sun over on twitter for this post

[cilceon]

Would you sell liquor to this baby

Yes

No

I don’t think life begins at contraception but I’d still sell liquor to baby

Voting ended onAug 6, 2025

Wait hold on rb canceled that’s the wrong word wait no stop

[ohthisisgonnasuck]

Me (bartending):

Couple + baby: "Could we get a pitcher of beer, two glasses, and a buttery nipple -- sorry, buttery nipple EXTRA NIPPLE, for the little guy."

Me : "can I see some ID?"

[end scene] (it's an indie film)

[unbotheredmuse]

[chaosthedemon]

[agentsofoakenshiield]

[madtechnomage]

The Crushing Weight of Not Knowing If There Is a Task

[as-if-and-only-if]

im starting to think this crushing weight is not about the tasks

[ohthisisgonnasuck]

The crushing weight of expecting me to know the tasks society seems appropriate for me to accomplish vs. the crushing weight of all the things I am incapable of completing on my own.

Rock v. Hard Place [ & I'm the v. ]

[ofswordsandpens]

directors using colorful or "impossible" lighting to convey mood and meaning and beauty my beloved. directors making night scenes impossible to see for the sake of realism my beloathed.

[prismatic-bell]

As someone who's been to an unofficial dark sky preserve, if anyone wants to feed you this bullshit about a pre-electricity world, tell them to take a long walk off a short pier.

This photo is not edited.

That's the MOON you're looking at.

Those two blips to the right are stars.

I took this (okay actually I think @emiliasilverova took this one) on an iPhone SE. If you don't know anything about the SE camera: it's kinda shit. Yes, the exposure time was increased on this, but that's it. The SE's editing tools are extremely limited.

And it was brighter in person. We could very easily have gone for a run if we wanted to.

This is not my image (it's from Jasper National Park Dark Sky Preserve). But I would absolutely believe this was taken by a photographer with decent equipment on a night with a full moon. This is the realism. This is what nighttime with no electricity looks like.

Anyone who tells you they're making the screen pitch black "for realism" is actually telling you they don't know jack shit about lighting or what natural light actually looks like.

I know, because I've seen it.

[bigscaryd]

In the negev, I could read by moonlight.

[prismatic-bell]

There's a Native reservation not far from where I live, and by "not far" I mean I could literally hop in my car and drive twenty minutes and be there. I delivered there a few times with UberEats and had the same experience. I was right near a massive metropolitan center with horrific light pollution and the moon was still so bright I could see print.

[ohthisisgonnasuck]

Florida used to give a fuck about the wildlife and had parts of the year where whole cities would dim their lights & we could just straight-up see the Milky Way an hour from Tampa.

Even with my shit night vision, I could make my way to the sandbars or thru the trails with nothing more than a fkn glow stick.

Pictures taken with a Motorola Droid 2 (I think?):

[ohthisisgonnasuck]

Me (to my cat) : No, Booty! You can't have any!

My friends: 😿

Me (stage handling) : "Cats can't even has little sniffies of cinnamon! Why? You know why! LIVER DAMAGE!"

~This is how I have to keep my friends from sneaking random diarrhea food [& potential poison] to the fkn lapdog disguising itself as my cat.

She got tucked in by 3 [drunk] people.... Once with her orange throw, again with the big fluffy white+green one, then the sheet.

She is so fucking fat and hasn't even been here a full week. ☠️

[ohthisisgonnasuck]

The phrase "I don't like you."

For me, to me, the only way I've ever said these words... were always as sort of a larger statement:

"I agree with her and we don't even like each other!" Or "I don't like you enough to have this conversation" even a blunt "please don't talk to me b/c I don't like you"

"I don't like you!" As the statement?

.... Is this supposed to hurt my feelings? Was it supposed to be a surprise -- like a teen-movie prank? Should I be grovelling & begging for your approval? Are other people supposed to rally behind you?

Apathetic responses are genuinely triggering to the pick-me group & the true [mostly GenZ] PunkRockMFs just move on.

[ohthisisgonnasuck]

Very upset to realize the male version of "Lunch Lady" seems like it would be "lunch lad"....

But, it's "Lunch Lord".

[ohthisisgonnasuck]

I need a translator for how to explain a psychotic-flare-up to the friends I've just met:

Interaction with my womb-lender sent me so far back in my recovery that I volunteered for a 72hr self-harm hold, which was ended prematurely.

Even so, I missed half a week of scheduling... And was told to stop telling people when I have a menty-b, as most people see that as a hella red-flag.... But, I honestly suck at lying -- tho, I can kinda skirt a question...?

Am I supposed to make an excuse? Dodge the question? Stonewall? ... Pointed questions are my kryptonite...

So.... Maybe just claim "NDA status" and actually make them sign a boilerplate NDA, if they want me to tell them???