#wtf dog

[theworkingwigglebutt]

MY DOG WANTS TO BE A SEAL, APPARENTLY. Sorry Mikka...I don’t think “service seals” are allowed under the ADA.

[untamedvargulf]

My dog and I have a comprise I get that small little area .. :/

[captainanndor]

When your dog throws up what is clearly a pile of marshmallows, but you don’t recall having marshmallows in the house.

[fanfic-funnies]

Fanfic writers are insane. One author I’m reading from rn wrote an apology note for their late update, explaining that they are LITERALLY HOMELESS for the next three weeks so updates will be slower. LIKE IDC ABOUT UPDATES. FIND SOMEWHERE TO LIVE????

[whatyoutaughtwasfear]

????

[lackadaisical-lesbian]

I got up and left the table for 2ish minutes

My dog ate my 2 pieces of pie in that frame of time

Then she came back to me as I arrived at the table(she had gone elsewhere)

And she got up on the table and ate my SPOON(it was plastic)

[smolbean2003-blog]

That moment you realize the dirty dishes in the dishwasher look clean because your dog licked them when you weren't looking.

[freehugsbear]

House Dog is a weird. she comes in and makes eyes at me for a while to try and weasel her way onto my bed (nice try dear, but you went to the beach yesterday), contents herself with a minute of scritches, and falls asleep next to my bed for an hour. then wakes up and starts army crawling across my carpet and around in circles and looks at me for approval? and then rolls to scratch her back, sits up and stares at me and the cycle starts over