#wtf julia

[decaf-whaaat]

This definitely happened

[apirateslifeforme123]

does anyone else make a list of resolutions on the first day of the year and then not look at it again until the NEXT first day of the year?

[sappholuvr69]

commercial: what makes you unstoppable?

my dad: skunks

me: ??????

[sappholuvr69]

my fav prof has a research assistant position this summer n i was like hesitant to apply cause i’m not sure i’m 100% qualified but he fuckin pointed at me n was like “you saw the job posting right” n i nodded n he was like “good, do it” so i have no choice now

[sappholuvr69]

my guys... i'm 5 followers away from my first thousand so if you wanna like low key do me a solid n promo me... i will love you 5ever

[jooleah]

I called out of work because I forgot to take off for a dentist appointment I didn’t go to. someone help me 😅

[sappholuvr69]

*googles how to fall asleep when yur excited cause i'm flying to see my girlfriend @geckoprincess tomorrow n i can't wait to see her*

[skylarwinchester]

I just finished season one of "The Magicians" and honestly I'm fucking pissed.