#tgwdlm

[rbvcdeluxe]

there are only two genders btw. people who are alive and people who are fucking dead

[comical-specimen]

Watched the guy who didn't like musicals in London a few weeks ago. It was fucking transcendent. Have been very normal about it since

[ashtxeman]

Nerdy Prudes opening: I'm dead I'm bleeding out in the bathroom I was brutally murdereeed highschool sucks Black Friday opening: BUY BUY BUY SPEND SPEND SPEND UGLY GREEN BASTARD GO! TGWDLM opening: We all HATE this fucking guy come and see why

[trashtoon]

Go hot chocolate boy go!!!!!! Crash tf out!!!!!!

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[not-adequately-small]

remount paul was dissociating through this whole number

[let-me-puke-in-your-mouth-em]

this fanfiction shit easy

[bajablastflavoredsaxreed]

i feel like the people aren’t crazy enough about bill woodward. he’s the most boring man alive. he’s divorced. he loves mamma mia. he doesn’t like his daughter’s stoner girlfriend. he’s gonna kick ted’s head. he drinks a shirley temple during the end of the world in case they need a designated driver. he spent like 100 dollars trying to win a carnival game so he can get a lame ass stuffed animal for his teenage daughter because she’s mad he dropped her phone. he loves his daughter so much he also has no idea how anything works. he’s paul’s best friend. he’s a little bit of a bitch sometimes. he gets a caramel frappe every day. he has genuinely one of the most gut-wrenching deaths in the entire starkid universe. he’s played by corey dorris what more do you people want.