this is humanity’s 🌍 eleventh hour 🕚! …and i’ve prepared something for the occasion. iiiiITS A show. stoppin. number. a real show stopper a show stoppin number come oooooaaawwwnn some. thin. to SHOCK 😳 em to bring them a crawling a big time box office draaw with the press 📸 and the glamour ✨ we’ll kill the reviewwws spotLIGHT 💡on mr ingenuuuuue so fILL up your tumbler 🥃 got a show stoppin number for youuuu 🫵a real show stoppin number is some. thin. ya die 😵 for a real catchy earwormy 👂🪱tuuune 🎶 an award winning 🏆 score that seeps in and out of your pores a ditty to make the chorus girls 👯♀️ swooooooooOOOoon. it’ll UNIFY HUMANITY in a thundering ⛈️ chorus no exits ❌ from this Broadway venuuuueee so SPLASH those shiny cymbals got a show stoppin hymnal for youuuuu…. this songs pretty good 👍 huh? i bet you didn’t also know i was ALSO a composer 🎼 in fact 👆 while i’ve been preparing for the apocalypse ☢️i’ve also been writing ✍️ my OWN musi-CAL……do you mind if i give you the pitch????? [we don’t have time— fucking go for it!!] it’s called 👐Workin Boys👐 a new musi-CAL. it’s the story 📝of a group of old college chums 👬 sure, they found success in the bUIsness world 🙄still they couldn’t help but long for the simpler times, back in that beat up old house 🏡 on the edge of campus. but those glory days are gone for good 🙅 …or are they???? the here, THIS is the 👐title number👐 bUISNESS 🕴️CALLS IM UP TO MY ASS IN SHIT WHAT 🤨 IS THIS BUSINESS??? MARKETS ARE CRASHING 📉AND IM AT THE EDGE OF MY WITS I JUST CANT 🚫TAKE IT WHEN ALL I WANT TO DOOOOO IS SPEND THE DAY WITH greg🧍♂️and steve🧍♂️and stu🧍♂️and mark🧍♂️and leighton🧍♂️and chad🧍♂️and—ring ring 📳 the phone 📞 rings. i answer it. “oh, hey greg🩷 im SWAMPED with business 🙄stocks 📈📉bonds and golden parachutes 🪂…remember those days on the football field🏈greg🧍♂️? last week feels like ages ago. (pause) what? today?! after work? the old stomping 🥾ground eh greg? just you🩷and me and steve🩷and stu🩷and mark🩷and leighton….and chad🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷 five o clock ⏰ i’ll see you then greg, i’ll see you then aaaAAALL I WANT TO DO IS SPEND THE DAY WITH STEVE ANDDDD FIVE O CLOCK CANT COME SOON ENOUGH 🕺FIVE O CLOCK CANT COME SOON ENOUGH 🕺 FIVE O CLOCK CANT COME SOON ENOUGH 🕺 I CANT WAIT TO GET HOME TO MY BOYYYYyyyyyssss 👬 a show stoppin number a real show stopper an aria to rule 👑 them aaaaaalllll they’ll Throw us their money 💵 at full price admission 🎟️ the world will come tumblin dooooaaawwwwn hamilton MOVE OVER🫸 your new competition’s in toooooowwwwn 🏘️ [hey henry!] GREG🩷 is that really you?? [been a long time…] [hey boys, you wanna toss🫸 that pig skin 🏈 around?] STU🩷 you haven’t aged ❌👴a day! is it five o clock ⏰ already??? it MUST be!!!! [come on henry, we’ve got some catching up to do] WORKIN BOYS WERE UP IN OUR ASS IN SHIT WHAT IS THIS BUSINESS 🕴️FIVE O CLOCK CANT COME SOON ENOUGH 🕺🕺🕺FIVE O CLOCK CANT COME SOON ENOUGH 🕺🕺🕺FIVE O CLOCK CANT COME SOON ENOUGH🕺🕺🕺I CANT WIAT TO GET HOME TO MY BOOOooooyyyyssss👬
