#wtf.qst

[sntechsupport]

instructions very clear. managed to convince the game that a particularly well made sock puppet is a player, spawned in with a dreamself and everything. still trying to figure out if it's alive or not though

Well, if it originally wasn't, it now retroactively is.

No, seriously. There isn't any "tricking" the game into recognizing someone as a Player. If the game recognizes it as a valid Player, it has always been a valid Player.

The game hates being wrong, so it makes it that it never is. I strongly recommend to comply with its assumptions of what you are.

Sincerely

SN Tech Support (Gear)

[sntechsupport]

there is no skaia. i have reached my final gate. where is skaia at, im tweakin here

You can't see it at all? Not even form Prospit? Not gonna lie, if you do not have Skaia, you are pretty much fucked. It is the first thing that generates within the Medium, squarely in the middle.

Sincerely

SN Tech Support (Gear)

[sntechsupport]

Gear, why is the godtier flight subroutine inside out? HOW is it inside out?

- Grey Aerian, Supplier of Semicolons.

For everyone who somehow accessed that layer of code but not the Tech Support Discord: It's for access. In case you are in developer/tester hybrid position at SkaiaNet and you are currently flying, you want to be able to patch the code quickly without fighting you way through it. And by "quickly" I mean "before you reach an obstacle that triggers collision at a neck-breaking speed".

There was a time where the game didn't respawn us when our bodies got too mangled. Good times that.

Sincerely

SN Tech Support (Gear)

[sntechsupport]

gAmE sEEms tO bE IncOrrEctly IdEntIfyIng mE As An Egg? hOw dO I fIx thIs?? All Of my frIEnds ArE lAUghIng At mE :(

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Could you try to be... less of an egg metaphysically? The game is very good at metaphysical recognition.

Sincerely

SN Tech Support (Gear)

[sntechsupport]

did you know world renowned writer stephen king was once hit by a car? i prototyped a weed blunt, just something to consider, and now me and my coplayers cant stop mentioning that world renowned writer stephen king was once hit by a car. whatever easter egg this is, it isnt funny. session id 4205375839393758888420

You bet it's not funny. I know huf unfunny it is from personal experience.

Hey, Gaze, did you know that the world renowned author Stephen King was once hit by a car? Well did you? DID YOU? DID YOU KNOW THAT YOu uselles fool of little faith!

[System Message: This Response Was Cut Off Due To: Potential Charge Corruption. SkaiaNet Technical Support Thanks You For Your Understanding. Your Technical Difficulties Will Be Resolved In A Timely Manner.]

[sntechsupport]

AAAAAAAAA WHY IS EVERYTHING IN MY SESSION SCREAMIIIIIIING AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Menu -> Settings -> Languages -> in the sidebar where you have stuff like Subtitles, uncheck the LOUD option.

Sincerely SN Tech Support (Gear)

[sntechsupport]

Strange error we got here. ⟨what.qst⟩

[Error 826: Catgirl Duplication Overflow]

We've isolated the session, and apparently they've been using their alchemiters to create an infinite amount of catgirls.

I think it would be really funny to redefine that captchalogue code to point to the PGO, but only for that particular session.

What are your thoughts?

- Dr. Syne Wayve Ph. D, Space II Emergency Response Team Lead.

I propose leaving them with their infinite catgirls and ravenous catgirl appetite. Felines are ambush predators, humans are persistence predators, and I think infinite catgirls should have the chance to hunt Players for sport.

Gear out.

[sntechsupport]

HEY WHERE DID MY 1,482 COMPUTERS GO?!

And why does it seem like my surroundings are specifically tailored to make me suffer?

😁

Don't worry about it.

Gear out.