#spacell project

[sntechsupport]

Strange error we got here. ⟨what.qst⟩

[Error 826: Catgirl Duplication Overflow]

We've isolated the session, and apparently they've been using their alchemiters to create an infinite amount of catgirls.

I think it would be really funny to redefine that captchalogue code to point to the PGO, but only for that particular session.

What are your thoughts?

- Dr. Syne Wayve Ph. D, Space II Emergency Response Team Lead.

I propose leaving them with their infinite catgirls and ravenous catgirl appetite. Felines are ambush predators, humans are persistence predators, and I think infinite catgirls should have the chance to hunt Players for sport.

Gear out.

[sntechsupport]

A player got in contact recently, screaming about how "It's eternity out here". Attempts to trace the connection return impossible location values. Outside of space.

They're not one of ours, but they appear to be passing this way.

ETA to you guys: 6 Cycles

You guys know more about The Between Non-Space than we do, so I figured it was best to ask you lot.

- Dr. Syne Wayve Ph. D, SPace II Emergency Response Team Leader

Yeah, so, fun fact from behind the scenes: Fluffle's been talking to me recently and we've decided to release some people from Living Hell on parole, in case they "learned their lesson" and "they might want to play nice now, it's worth a try".

But they don't have a native space to be dropped into, so... We just plopped them outside of LH. They're figuring it out.

Eh, they'll be fine.

Sincerely

SN Tech Support (Gear)

[sntechsupport]

Hey, SI here. I know I don't interact with this blog regularly because, you know, I hate Skaia and anything that exists to propagate it. But there's a horrific memory leak in your land generation code that if left unpatched could cause a database sinkhole without any mods involved. And the only thing worse than Skaia is a Database sinkhole.

Excuse me while I yell into the void about this and then go pick up my biggest needles to patch the fuck out of this.

Gear out.

[sntechsupport]

Okay, I can't get you to comment your code, but can I at least convince you to make a development branch that I can put comments of my own in (That will be deleted upon pull) -deftlyInscrutable

I guess.

But I see one ASCII annoying orange or anything like that and I am nuking the whole thing.

Gear out.

[sntechsupport]

Have you implemented Pluey yet? It's a very important feature.

- Grey Aerian

ive put it on top of gears to do list now he wont be able to miss that

Sincerely

SN Graphic & Design Department (Gaze)

[sntechsupport]

Found more inefficiencies in your codebase Gear, I've already submitted a pull request. Also please, for the love of god, comment your ~ATH, it's easier to map out when certain things are notated properly.

As promised, second delivery of Semicolons

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- Grey Aerian, SPace II Project Lead (deftlyInscrutable)

Most of the code patch is nifty, but the boats are staying like that, because otherwise the familiars just won't move, I am sorry, that's how it is. Familiars' code hold together by duct tame and sheer power of fucking will.

Thanks for the semicolons. I think I now should have enough to deal with the 9000's.

Gear out

[sntechsupport]

Grey Here. I noticed a couple of errors in your ~ATH code, do you mind if I submit a pull request to fix them? (Fixes amount to a whole bunch of code optimization and a better crash handler)

- Space II Project Lead, Grey Aerian.

Huh, these are actually nifty.

(Wait, isn't... the whore Spacell Project thungmajangus maximus that it doesn't use any ~ATH? Are you smuggling ~ATH??)

Gear out

[sntechsupport]

Your hard work will not go unrewarded.

It will take a while, and some arm twisting, but you WILL be properly compensated.

- Matthew Skaiassen, [ROLE UNKNOWN]

Oh good god I can’t wait to twist some arms. This is very reassuring to hear.

Gear out