#wtfcanada

[wellhellojello]

Another whiteboard drawing- it's freezing in Canada

[get-it-right-bout-my-squids-blog]

Hey Canada what's going on? You have a high school garden named Dat Grassi Green Garden. Reall?

[canadaix]

Dimanche, j'ai fait des cookies. Difficulté doublée : la température du four et les unités de mesure qui ne sont pas celle de ma recette française 😣

As you can see, j’ai utilisé du beurre “au sirop d’érable” (on est au Canada quand même) - et il existe du beurre à tout et n’importe quoi (beurre à la sauce tomate, beurre au fromage, beurre aux fines herbes....)

Donc pour le four c’est des degrés fahrenheit... (0°C = 32°F) et pour les mesures c’est des OZ (onces - 1 Once = 28.35 grammes) ou CUPs ( 1 cup = 250ML) ... 

[virtuallykim]

[willowkid122]

SO I'M LISTENING TO MY LOCAL RADIO STATION AND THE NEWS UPDATE STARTS PLAYING AND APPARENTLY TWO DUDES IN MY CITY ROBBED A SPORTS STORE AND SPECIFICALLY STOLE ABOUT 128 "HIGH END" HOCKEY STICKS I LIVE IN CANADA OMG GUYS WHY

[rkmerley]

sigh

so i was filling out this financial form and it asked me whether I was a visible minority..... and I have to ask... why does it matter?! Seconds before it asked whether I was a Canadian citizen so why wasn't that enough?! 

[crabcom]

Maple Syrup: Ok, only Canadians would look at brown goo coming out of a tree and think 'hmmm, that looks delicious, better dump a buttload of that shit all over my breakfast!'