My best friend: I'm going to a Rod Stewart concert with my mom. Please kidnap me.
Me: Isn't Rod Stewart like 64?
Me: Oh never mind I looked it up he's actually 68, even better.
My best friend: Exactly.
Me: Shit that sucks Is the concert even any good?
My best friend: I don't even like Rod Stewart
Me: Well if anyone offers you drugs make sure you say yes.
My best friend: LOL okay.
Me: Well, on the bright side, I had a pimple where my nose meets my face and I popped it today.
My best friend: OMG! I had one there too! I popped it yesterday.
Me: Proud of us!
My best friend: Awe yiiss
Me: Can I put this conversation on tumblr? I feel like it belongs on tumblr.
My best friend: LOL yes. Tag it with #wtfmandi so I can find it and reblog it.
Me: Oh gurl I got you.
