#wtgdbma

[comforting-secrets]

((GUYS I'M ON MOBILE AT WORK AND RELISTENING TO COMPANY PICNIC LAUREN TOO LAUREN HAS BEEN TRYING TO FIGHT IT TOO))

[comforting-secrets]

Good morning, listeners.

What are you doing there, sillies? You don't have to keep fidgeting with your radios like that! It's not even turned on. No, this broadcast is directly to you. In your mind.

it's very nice in here. Maybe some new drapes...otherwise, very cozy.

This is Kevin, your friendly neighborhood...former radio announcer. 

I wanted to let you all know that I am still...well, sentient. I don't know if it counts as alive if I don't have vital organs. Or muscles. Or skin.

Anyway.

Several of you have been relaying news back to me about the current state of affairs in Desert Bluffs--thank you for that, all of you--but unfortunately I have very little news to share with you. 

I've found that I can move myself...sort of...through the light. But it's a big like swimming through sand, and we all know how well that works! But i am getting somewhere, and as soon as I find something, you will all be the first to know.

[hex-restraint]

Ep 48 Nightvale

OOMMMMGGGGGGG I HAVE NO WORDS SHIT IS GOING DOWN

[strexcorpinc]

Who told you this lie?

[salternator]

A question for all Night Valians

Are we moving to the #wtgdbma tag or do we still hold hope?

[comforting-secrets]

Oh, I am just buzzing with excitement about today's broadcast! I hope all of you enjoyed it as much as I did! The change in scenery was exactly what I needed to get that added energy boost that workers so often crave. 

Darn, I don't know if I can wait until next time.  I'm just too excited! Maybe I'll take a little walk around town tonight and get used to being here. 

[portableairport-archive]

"welcome to the greater desert bluffs metropolitan area"

omg stop