#wulpp

[incorrectredwallquotes]

Wulpp: You and Badrang are pretty close, huh?

Clogg, looking flustered: Wha- no, no! Are you kidding? He's actively trying to kill me!

Wulpp: Yeah, you're probably right.

Wulpp, pointing behind Clogg: Hey look, there's Badrang!

Clogg, smiling and looking around: What? Where?

[incorrectredwallquotes]

Crosstooth: The boss woke up from his mid-morning bottle of Scotch and wants to meet you… Just try to maintain eye contact and don’t look lower than his neck. It’s Pantsless Tuesday in his office.

Wulpp: That’s insane! Today is Monday.

Crosstooth: That’s your concern?

Wulpp: If I’m gonna be miserable, I want my misery to make sense.