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It is actually possible to order a coffee in fewer than fifteen minutes. None of us give a shit about your lactose intolerance or the fact that you're avoiding white carbs on odd numbered days. We do give a shit about getting properly caffeinated and not spending the whole day in line.
It's official, I'm about as far from being a people person as you can get. I'm basically a rock person. If I never have to deal with another person again, it might be too soon.
You'd think someone would find a better way to celebrate this holiday. Sure, lighting things on fire, blowing things up, and drinking until you black out just scream America, but why not go big and invade Canada or something?
It's way too quiet for a Friday night. Did I miss the memo that tonight's the night everyone takes the silver spoon out of their mouth for polishing?
If you’re not following me, this is beginning to get creepy. If you are following me… It’s still creepy.
I've never really figured out how gluing a bunch of trash together and spray painting it is considered art. Why would you pay good money for a trash can with a rusted bicycle sticking out of it?
Apparently the appropriate response to an instructor suggesting we spend the lecture reviewing for the final isn't "how about we don't and say we did?" I think I deserve an award for the number of times I've been kicked out of that class.
You could all save yourselves so much trouble if you just went anywhere else. I know that thinking is hard, but this one isn't exactly rocket science, is it?
