#wwarpstarter

[awildxheart-blog]

I forgot how much fun it was to get all dolled up; I feel like a princess. I'm so excited for tonight I can't even tell you.

[cliffacondaffs-blog]

Text; list; assholes <3

Mikey: Val Kilmer as Jim Morrison could get it.

Mikey: like any day.

Mikey: Jim Morrison could get it if he were still alive and wrote me poetry.

[tommoffs]

There's nothing like having your own personal dance party. If anyone wants to join, I'm supplying pizza and beer. Apologies in advance to anyone that I disturb with my loud ass music. But then again, I'm not sorry.

[noah-the-queen]

I just learned that when two whales do the dirty, one other whale sometimes comes to hold them up so they don't float off. Nature's weird as fucking shit and I think that's beautiful.

[awildxheart-blog]

I'm having a chicken fettuccine alfredo baby and if I don't give birth before friday I'll never fit into my dress.

[lula-loves-to-draw-blog]

Why do I feel like Mother's dressing me up to show me off to society people? Balls aren't and haven't really been my thing since I was a girl.

[annabellequeens-blog]

Has anyone seen my brother? I was looking for him a bit ago, and then I gave up but now I am again. 

[tommoffs]

What’s up, fuckers?