#wwwarc3

[thedeadhead]

Is this anything ??? It’s always sunny in the Umora??

[thedeadhead]

Grandma Wren: “I’m not afraid to die, knowing the station of the world’s heart has found a worthy next witch in my granddaughter Ame”

Ame, three months later: Fleeing from Indri’s palace, fox vomiting keys, having just robbed her sister in covenant

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Mirara: “the king of night is lying to the entire nation of Ruve and has made millions of unwitting people HIS pawns”

Mirara:

Mirara: “he wouldn’t lie to me though”

Man in Black is giving me the biggest con-man vibes now, please someone get Mirara OUT of there Before He Breaks Her Heart

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Indri, crying, wrapped in a robe in her room eating the last of Ame’s lemon squares, watching real housewives: “Fuck those wizards.”

Indri: “NIF Bring Me More Wine! FUCK, I FORGOT, DAMN YOU AME.” throws lemon squares at wall

Kosta walking by in the hallway, turns around and goes the other way

[thedeadhead]

So one of those abandoned stations on the conclave is definitely the witch of the wild west right

Cowboy witch …

[thedeadhead]

Fun fact, 36% of the statues in Indri’s garden of frozen things, are actually the CPS agents who have shown up over the last several hundred years to do welfare checks

Tof at an ice pay phone: “I’d like to make an anonymous tip about a child endangerment situation at the palace of the Witch of Wind and Stars. […] . Yes ma’am the one at the North Pole.”

Tof watching them from a window: “c’mon, c’mon, aw they failed the aura saving throw. Oop now they’re ice. Back to work I guess.” (bullet ricochet away)

[thedeadhead]

Gramore was going to play a joke on Ame and lick her nose, and appreciated the compliment

Honestly I feel like Ame trying to do things Wren style is what made Gramore so pissy, and if she met like real chaos goblin Ame I feel like she might be more inclined

Like remember this is the kid who had “be kind” written on the wall, and when she was little she thought the wild hunt sounded the coolest

Gramore’s a pack animal, worlds heart seems closer to than than ice and death

But she also DID just totally kill & eat someone so maybe no

[thedeadhead]

Hekae: “traitors in my retinue… pah, I cast you deep within the earth itself….”

Hekae the next day: “man wouldn’t it be so fucking baller if I teamed up with those traitors’ master just because I want to dunk on some wizards.”

Someone get me a Costco pallet of quaaludes immediately— we are putting gam gam back to sleep