#wxtwer

[ofcwilliams-blog]

[text] Statistically, I have to be someone's favorite.

[Text] You’re my favorite! :D

[ofcwilliams-blog]

[text] Because they love me? [text] No. Charlie is just a little weird dude, and Audrey is anti-affection right now.

[Text] Well, of course you would be their favorite! :D

[Text] Awwwh. Kids are crazy little people. Haha. 

[themaxthieriot]

[text] Well. We could. I was thinking something more physical, though... because you look stunning tonight and I'm having a hard time staying off you.

[text] Well in that case... I’ll be right over.

@wxtwer

[themaxthieriot]

[text] Sneak away and come see me for a second?

[text] Are we making out?

@wxtwer

[ofcwilliams-blog]

[text] ahahahaha yes. [text] No, he doesn't, but he'd probably just threaten to divorce me for pimping him out. He's used to this shit, I do it all the time. [text] I'm lucky he loves me, really.

[Text] Hahaha. Alright, I’ll pretend like I don’t know anything. Just so he doesn’t get mad. :D

[ofcwilliams-blog]

[text] You're stuck with me now. Sorry, I don't make the rules. [text] NO GLOVE NO LOVE. [text] And wait until everyone else is gone, because if I can't bone my husband in my own pool, you can't boink my best friend there. I DO make that rule.

[Text] Well, I am happy to be stuck with you! :D

[Text] Alriiiiiiiiiight. I’ll wait. 

[Text] I like how you just gave me permission to bang your best friend. Does he even know that we’re talking about this? Hahaha

[ofcwilliams-blog]

[text] You're old enough to be my sister, and we;re talking about my fiance and I adopting you, holy crap, this friendship was meant to be. [text] [sam's address] Just bring yourself. And a swimsuit, since I have a pool and its nice and I'll probably be there with Sam and Meaghan. And Max. I promise not to bang him in the pool, though.

[Text] I could be a daughter-sister? Hahaha. This is my favorite by far!

[Text] Awesome! Yes, please no banging in the pool. Save it for tomorrow night or whatever is supposed to happen when you get married. Haha. So, I guess this is where I promise not to jump Sam also? Hahaha

[ofcwilliams-blog]

[text] I'm sure. Max will be fine with it, and it'll be more comfortable. Plus, we'll both be cooking and he's fucking amazing.

[Text] Alright, I’m in. Just send me the address.

[Text] Also, what can I bring?