#wynonna'ssecondjob

[sassygayassassin]

*WayHaught attempting to have a moment*

*Romantic music plays*

Wynonna, running ten miles through revenants and a violent snow storm, kicking the front door down, stomping up the stairs and bursting into the room: I FUCKING THINK NOT

[sassygayassassin]

*Wynonna trapped in a void of empty white space pre 211*

(prompt idea from deputy-haught-sauce)

Wynonna: *shouting* WAVERLY WHAT DID YOU DO?!

Wynonna: Why does this place look like Winter's finally arrived on Game of Thrones?

Wynonna: I'm going to go all Wynonna on your ass, white screen. And maybe I'll try some of the yellow snow.

Wynonna: I know ten... ok maybe two... very painful ways to make your ears bleed until you let me out of here.

Wynonna: *sings Tell That Devil off key*

Wynonna: I'M PREGNANT

Wynonna: Okay. Okay. Fine. You win. I'll just stay here in this blank eternity for the rest of my life and--

Wynonna: *senses WayHaught activity*

Wynonna, bursting through the fabric of reality because fuck physics: OUT OF MY WAY, BOREDOM CHAMBER, I HAVE A JOB TO DO.

Wynonna, breaking the fourth wall: Seriously, a white box? What am I, Widow!Mercedes in a secret BBD cage?