AUTHOR AAAASKS! f. scot fitzg, jane austen, leo tolstoy (for funsies), oscar wilde (too obv but why not), edith wharton
F. Scott Fitzgerald: How would you describe your ‘ideal’ brunch attire?
Too-large sweaters, comfortable jeans and hair up & away from my face. Glasses are not optional. Alternatively, pearls, maxi dress & heeled boots.
Jane Austen: What social faux-pas annoys you the most?
CONSTANTLY HAVING YOUR MOUTH OPEN. close it or i will close it FOR YOU.
Leo Tolstoy: Do you feel honor-bound to betray aspects of your formally bleak and morally corrupt life?
no! if anything, I feel honour bound to do the exact opposite of finding a formally bleak and corrupt life. bring on the corruption and new experiences! pierre’s transition in war and peace to a goody two shoes sick and tired of revelry may be very well and good for him, but as a person who has lived a rather boring life I want the exact opposite. To a certain degree, of course.
Oscar Wilde: Would you sweep your rival a magnificently lethal leg at the top of a long flight of stairs?
I would sweep away! And laugh grandly while doing it. (Time to find a rival first!)
Edith Wharton: Do you love someone with every fiber of your being but respect them too much to touch them?
DONNA TARTT. I would never meet her in person for fear of shattering that brilliant illusion she’s drawn us all into. Also, many fictional characters-- I would never write fanfic about them (touch them) because i love their characterization already and would not dare to mess it up with my clumsy hands.