#wyrstarter

[itsaprilyoufools]

But first... let me take a selfie.

[zachtfh]

I was visiting my parents for the weekend and I asked my mum what we were having for dinner, you know what she told me? Google it. She just doesn't get how it works and it's like torture sometimes.

[harrison-hailey]

"--Hey, yeah! Enough pills to share. We have dope for later, too, so.. Pace yourself."

"I must admit, I started early. YeAH!"

[bomarlow]

"So, I'm on my way to get coffee, and all of the sudden this pap is asking me if I'm a lesbian. I mean, there's nothing wrong with being a lesbian, but what makes people wonder if I am? Do I just give off that vibe?"

[alaskuhhbye]

(an icon would go here if it would fucking load)

"I won't be offended, promise. Someone just explain why I am so undesirable as a friend."

[charlotte-foxx]

Why is everyone in such a shit mood today?  You all need Prozac or something.