#x')

[madfantasy]

Sirius 3E, please and thank you

Yes! And thank you, fairy★★

[revoevokukil]

[glimpsesofeuterpe]

titles like "This Or That Will Protect Us" are so funny you just know right away no one will actually protect them

[frm9pm]

tagged by @appleslightning and @pl0tty !

Type your name plus "core" in the search on Pinterest and post the first 6 images that pop up

I forgot to put -core at first so I was like 'oh wow that's a lot of grandmas' lol. Now it's uhh... satan-core it seems

I tag anyone who wants to do this!! :')

[neverendingparable]

Watching the fight between Esfer and the Computer Viruses and waving a little flag

[swordduels]

A mermaid tail

Leave an object in my ask and my muse will react to it being given to them. Clarimonde tilted their head to the side before poking the package that lay on the floor. For a moment they sat there and just looked at the image of a smiling woman with a lime green fish tail that was visible through the package. The lime green tail wasn’t as bright as the picture claimed it to be. How fraudulent. What was the point of wearing such a thing? Did people wish to become fishes or was it some sort of game? Sigfrid’s name was written on it. It did look like something he would enjoy. He was theatrical after all. “Oh my gosh!" Sigfrid exclaimed and tenderly pressed it against his chest. “This is perfect! I gotta try it on.” “Why do you want to dress up as a fish?” “Merman, I wanna dress up as a merman. Half fish, half human.” “That sounds childish.” “And what’s wrong with being childish? Besides, I’m not praying to an invisible guy that might or might not exist.” “Blood Father exists.” Clarimonde looked at him blankly before standing up. “Don’t compare him to a fish and human hybrid being.” “Do you never do anything just for fun?” "What's amusing with that?” They frowned and looked at the package while Sigfrid beamed. “Everything!” With that Sigfrid bounced away only to return shortly after with the fish head of latex and the mermaid tail. Clarimonde stared at him with an open mouth and confusion written all over their face. Then they began giggling when Sigfrid began to dance. 

[felixcosm]

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MIKEY: [LAUGHS] Okay, so. I was having this dream about the bear. I promise this isn't a scary story, it's funny! I wouldn't bring the mood down like that. I was having this dream about the bear and in the dream he was pinning me down at the shoulder with his enormous paws. Not hurting me, just holding me there.

And I remember thinking in the dream, 'Uh, why is he just pinning me down? He's still got his teeth, why doesn't he rip my head off?'And I was scrambling, just trying to get out from under him and flapping around and he was about to tear my head off, and then- I woke up! And, what do you know, both of my arms were asleep.

MIKE: What, how do both of your arms fall asleep?

MIKEY: I have no idea! But I was on my back and my arms were asleep. Past asleep. They didn't feel like they were full of radio static, I couldn't feel them. Which is scary when you're ripped into the waking world and still disorientated and you have our history with arm related catastrophe.

So I wake up, I'm flailing around, I'm trying to sit up. I don't know if you ever tried to sit up without using your arms, it's really hard.

MICHAEL: Mikey, that's called a sit up. You can't do one sit up?

MIKEY: I can do a sit up, you can't just spring it on me like that! So, I go to sit up and my arms don't work and I end up flopping around on the bed like a fish. I'm trying to get my arms to hold me up and I flop my left arm over and clobber Edgar right in the nose.

MIKE: [LAUGHING] Oh no…

MIKEY: So, now Edgar wakes up and his nose is bleeding and he doesn't know what's going on and my arms are doing a little bit better. And by that I mean they feel so much worse because now I CAN feel them and they DO feel like they're full of radio static. And for all Edgar knows, I just punched him in the face. Or rather, he would think that it was me who punched him in the face, if he knew it was just me and him in the room.

But our lives are so dangerous that he thinks we're under attack! And so he goes for the gun on the nightstand. My gun of course, his is safely put away. And Edgar's not all the way awake yet either so he points the gun at me and- [HE STARTS TO LAUGH] -he yells, HANDS WHERE I CAN SEE THEM, MOTHERFUCKER.

MIKE: [LAUGHING]

MIKEY: And I'm- I'm yelling, 'it's me, it's me, it's Mikey, I can't put my hands up, they're asleep! Did you just call me a motherfucker??' And then this motherfucker made him breakfast in bed because I felt so guilty about scaring him.

MICHAEL: Well, I'm glad he didn't shoot ya, Mikey. That ain't a fun type of correction.

MIKE: Edgar would've never shot Mikey. He's a professional.

MICHAEL: Well, what if Mikey deserved it?

MIKE: Well then, yeah, he'd do it no problem.