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@blueberrygels​ [ x ] :

“And if I ask for interest, will I get it hassle-free?” A lopsided smile as the noble looked to the green-haired man that stood taller than him. “And whats to say afterward you won’t ask for more?”

“ I’m an honorable monster. I’d be happy to deliver on interest. ” He knew a little about the human concept; Master had given a whole lecture about money and why being in debt was bad. But Vim could get behind this. “ You know, a poor man like me might need to ask for more. Don’t tell me you’re some kind of... ” What was the word? “ ...debt piranha or something. ”

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Behind the scenes (with Red!Ivar)

Send me ‘Behind the scenes’ for conversation between the mun and the muse!

“Heh…”

“What are you thinking about now?”

“It would be fun if someone choked me! Really hard!”

“Is that any different than your usual thought process?”

“Not at all! I simply forget that I’m capable of surviving so many things… if SoMeOnE wErE tO sTaB mE WhiLe DoiNg iT, aS WeLL…  I’d be so, so, so, so happy!”

“I don’t think that’s run-of-the-mill masochism…”

“Being hurt reminds me of my eternal happiness… I treasure that feeling forever <3″

“You’re so weird… even normal Ivar was more tolerable than this…”

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10/10, very biteable.

[aeternale-carmen]

“How did you know that it was me?!” Anonymous means no one can tell, right?! “Besides, ‘super bottom’ is the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard in my life.”

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Meet The Muse

(Repost, don’t reblog!)

|| The Basics ||

Name: Ivar Nickname(s): Dog Brows, Mister Ivy, Ivi, Iv Iv Age: 19 Species: Human

|| Personal ||

Religious Belief: Worship of spirits / Maxwell Sins: Lust / Greed / Gluttony / Sloth / Pride / Envy / Wrath Virtues: Chastity / Charity / Diligence / Humility / Kindness / Patience / Justice Primary Goals In Life: To find his purpose Languages Known: Can read and write both Rieze Maxian and Elympion Secrets: Despite his apparent arrogance, he’s very insecure and has little faith in himself Quirks: When he sees Milla, he is quick to bow or get down on his knees out of respect Savvies: Fast-paced battle, surviving incredibly unlikely scenarios, fashion design (questionable level of skill on that one, though)

|| Physical ||

Height: 5′5 Weight: ??? Scars/Birthmarks: Various faded scars from fighting Abilities/Powers: Beastcraft Restrictions: His lack of social skills, even with animals and monsters

|| Favorites ||

Favorite Drink: Tea Favorite Pizza Topping: Bell peppers Favorite Color: Red Favorite Music Genre: Instrumental / some pop music Favorite Book Genre: Romance Favorite Movie Genre: Romantic dramas / soap operas Favorite Season: Spring Favorite Butt Type: Not particular Favorite Swear Word: Bastard Favorite Scent: Cooking food Favorite Quote:  “Because my love for you is beyond words, I decided to shut up.”

|| Fun Stuff ||

Bottom or Top: Power bottom Switch Sings In The Shower: Yes Likes Bad Puns: Yes Morality: Lawful / Neutral / Chaotic / Good / Gray / Evil Build: Slender / Scrawny / Bony / Fit / Athletic / Herculean / Babyfat / Pudgy / Obese / Other. Favorite Food: Potato Soup “Boss” Theme Music: Believe in Me Their Opinion On The Mun: Evil and sadistic

Tagged by: @azotas (thank you!)

Tagging: Steal it and tag me so I can read about your muses too!

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//milla... i’m sorry.

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Send my muse the worst pick up lines your muse can think of! (Accepting) @lyricos​

At first, Ivar has no words. How did Jude manage to come up with a pick-up line even worse than the last one?! But... the way that he stumbled through the sentence is incredibly somewhat adorable. He can’t help but to smirk a little.

“But of course! I do calisthenic exercises every day, you know! It’s good to see that my efforts are effective.” What was Jude after, anyhow? “You’re not so bad looking yourself, though you are always covering up with that dumb sciency-looking coat. Are you making some kind of offer, Dr. Mathis?”