#xanxus squalo

[gelataisa]

Forever obsessed with a 10 years bazooka mishap that bring a tyl xanxus into the present during a party at villa vongola. he is clearly about to have sex (fortunately he only has his shirt open) and has what clearly is a wedding ring on his finger.

everyone is disbelieved and squalo looks like hes about to explode

xanxus is clearly annoyed yet somewhat amused. he probably revels in seeing his father embarassed by his everything. to everyone's surprises he scolds, in this order, the entire tenth gen for not teaching the fucking child anything apparently, and lambo himself for not being more responsible and behaving during an event like that

squalo once again freaks out (VOI!! WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED THAT TURNED YOU LIKE THIS) and the look xanxus gives him is so amused- yet poignant. the most attentive observers could be led to believe that there is also some fondness, yet they disergard the thought immediately

you know fish, theres this thing called 'being almost 40 years old', you might get to hear it some day

squalo's answer is lost in the smoke that appears right after

present xanxus is far less amused and calm upon his return

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Idea from 姆士卷

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[gelataisa]

Kinda obsessed with a situation in which Xanxus and Squalo start kissing (for the first time!!!) in a completely natural way and Squalo realises what is actually happening (he's kissing the boss?? Xanxus is attracted to men??? To him specifically????) only halfway through and nearly has a stroke

[gelataisa]

Making AUs with Xanxus and Squalo is always very difficult because of their dynamic

But what if

22yo Squalo falling for 34yo Xanxus on the spot and trying desperately to get into his bed (Xanxus barely acknowledges him at first)

[gelataisa]

Dreamt that Xanxus was the owner of a fine dining restaurant and that Squalo was a frequent customer going there just for a chance to see Xanxus.

I have nothing to add to this at this time but you are very welcome to do so if you want

[gelataisa]

At the function where Xanxus and Squalo came out of the closet as a couple:

Xanxus: Why the fuck are yall asking about my sex life. Why dont you ask about someone else's sex life. Sawada. What about you. Tsuna: Uh? Uhm- Xanxus: Ah, wrong person. Bronco?

[gelataisa]

xanxus getting memories of the future arc and discovering that in that future he and squalo are together and immediately going to throw up at the knowledge...

... while also being tormented by the feeling of happiness that his future self had because of this relationship

[gelataisa]

sometimes i think about how utterly beautiful it is that Amano sensei made Squalo a rain. the perfect element to complement xanxus, being the only one that doesnt get scorched by his flames, being the only one that can at least attempt to calm him down. how beautiful