Dating Xanxus headcanons please :)
Don’t expect romance.
Like he’ll take you to fancy restaurants but because he wants to go, that’s the closest you’ll get to a date.
Despite his annoyance at working, he does actually do a lot of paperwork and usually first thing in the morning after waking up, so don’t bother him during those hours.
Will probably turn you into an alcoholic because drinking is his favorite past time.
Says he doesn’t cuddle but doesn’t actually stop you from curling up next to him unless it’s hot as hell already.
Hickeys everywhere. You can tell him to put them places that aren’t as visible but he ignores you. He wants people to know you’re his.
May take you shooting as a “date”. He wants to make sure you can protect yourself and it gives him an excuse to get handsy with you while he shows you how. And a chance to brag at how much better he is at it.
Anytime he gets the urge to say a sweet word or two to you, he’ll say it in a language you don’t speak and when you ask him what he said he’ll tell you it’s an insult or none of your damn business.