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[miles-ofchris]

cookingjames replied to your post: your mate has a show on saturday, fish princess.

that maxxie lad, right? the one what was at our party. wouldn’t miss it for the world, you silly bastard.

maxxie's having a show?? no way! right, then. we definitely are going, his shows are always ace.

[miles-ofchris]

cookingjames replied to your post: what’s your theme song?

can we fucking shag to this song, man, it’s ace

i think that would most definitely be a possibility if you are prepared to make all of my fantasies come true in one night

[miles-ofchris]

save a drum bang a drummer, yeah monkey babe?

hahahaha, get out of here, cookie. i still can't really place when on earth you learned to play a kit. gonna need to see your qualifications first and all this saturday on how much of a drummer you really are before we go saving any percussions.

[miles-ofchris]

cookingjames replied to your post: where the fuck is dinner mate

you may as well spread your arse cheeks and take a shit all over the table, chrissipops. reckon that tastes the fuckin’ same. chinese sounds tops, babe. invited a lad over, for the record. he’s chill, in a band.

you just obviously don't have the palate for fine dining! it's fucking gourmet, that's what! but it's alright, just placed an order in for some fine take out cuisine. and oh, good thing i ordered an extra box of lo mein then. a band, huh? nice! any fucking good??

[miles-ofchris]

where the fuck is dinner mate

oh, fuck, dinner, right. i can try again to make my mom's old recipe for cod and mushy peas. (:

... or we can skip all the romantic inedible bits and just jump right to ordering chinese.

[miles-ofchris]

cookingjames replied to your post

i feel like you just punched me in the cock, mate, HAHAHAHA … it’s a laugh though, i’ll give you some props. fuck you all the same.

call it even for sending me sick looking dolphins just before my bedtime, mate. fuck you too, xoxo.