✤ Faye/Rion
Who said I love you first?
Faye. Probably during a fight. Rion just doesn’t say things like that. The first time she said it he probably looked shocked for a moment and then called time for a sex break.
Who laughs when the other trips?
Both. After making fun of other people together, making fun of each other is their next favourite activity and falling over presents the perfect opportunity for that.
Who pays the bills?
Rion, normally. He doesn’t particularly enjoy them but Faye finds them even worse and the last time she attempted to get them done ended with significant late fees. He took the pain of them from then onwards.
Which one makes a bigger deal around the holidays?
Faye. She gets excited a lot more easily about anything than Rion and while he does like good party, Faye likes one even more. Their place is almost always excessively decorated for any holiday.
Who’s more clumsy?
Faye. With the kinds of practice that Rion had to do for Quidditch his balance is top notch and even thought Faye isn’t clumsy, she is more prone to making missteps than he is.
Who checks their daily horoscope?
Faye. Rion practically loathes horoscopes and will always tell Faye that Mercury is in retrograde, even when he knows that it isn’t. Faye just tends to give him a little slap each time he does.
Who sings louder in the car?
Faye. She loves singing and will ensure that the whole world knows how much she loves it. Sometimes long car rides can be difficult for them.
Who leaves the cap off the toothpaste?
Both. Leaving the cap off can be a perfect way to passive-aggressively annoy the other without actively starting a fight. It becomes a bit of a game after a while.
Who is more up to date in pop culture?
Rion, just. Both of them have a somewhat unhealthy obsession with knowing what the famous people are doing but Rion somehow always manages to find out some little things which Faye misses.
Who insists on going to see the newest movies?
Both. They both are very certain in what they like and what things are worth watching and they rarely want to see the same things. It often ends up a battle of wills to work out what they’re going to see this time.
Who cries when the abused animal commercials come on?
Neither. Crying isn’t something that either do frequently or even like to do in front of each other and something like mistreated animals isn’t enough to make them. However, they are still both moved by the adverts.
Who’s the lighter sleeper?
Rion. Given how lightly he sleeps, it’s something of a miracle that he even manages to function. Getting back to sleep again is even more of a problem with how much of the bed that Faye takes.
Who believes in ghosts?
Both. They were at Hogwarts, they have to.
Who does the grocery shopping?
Both. Neither particularly enjoys the task and would much rather that the food just appears for them but they find themselves forced to get it for themselves. Their bickering makes it last longer than it really should.
Who updates their facebook status more often?
Faye, probably. Rion tries to limit his usage to just enough but Faye much prefers to share every little moment of her life and make it appear as perfect as possible.
