#xkcd 3152

[todays-xkcd]

I understand it's hard to do more than 300 feet on these 90-second rush jobs, but with a smaller ramp I'm worried the gee forces will be too high for me to do any tricks.

Skateboard [Explained]

Transcript Under the Cut

[Cueball falling in the sky facing, his back down, him facing upwards. He has a backpack on his back and a skateboard in his hand. Clouds are seen in the background.] Cueball: I guess this is on me. I should really keep my skateboarding gear and my parachutes in different-looking bags.

[Cueball looking at his skateboard, still falling, now facing downwards]

[Cueball dialing on his phone, almost completely upside down] BEEP BEEP

[Cueball talking on his phone, back facing upwards, similar to the first panel] Cueball: Hello, Pro Skate Parks LLC? I'd like an extremely expedited order for a 600-foot halfpipe.