#xmenau

[black-widow134]

Charles: We should exchange numbers

Erik: Ok. I’m a ten and you’re a five

Charles: …

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Erik: Why are you laying on the floor?

Wanda: I have depression

Erik: Oh…

Wanda: I’ve also been stabbed twice

[lauraharrier]

trying to remember how it feels to have a heartbeat.

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@xmenau is my favorite human

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@xmenau is my best good friend and i would 10/10 die for drue.,., not all heroes wear capes

[katrinawritesthings]

This is super old but the xmen au uwuwu

its super old but i still think about it a Lot lmao

Gives nose/forehead kissesi think both?? jong bc he likes kissing taem all over and taem bc they help calm jonghyun down after nightmares

Gets jealous the mosti dont think jonghyun was ever jealous but more just insecure about his own self and worried about losing taem but eventually he gets more confident and sure about things and thats when taemin starts getting jelly about the stray dogs jonghyun just rolls around with outside lmao

Picks the other up from the bar when they’re too drunk to drivethey dont really drink much because jonghyun cries and taem gets really loud but jonghyun piggybacks taemin home when hes too sleepy and loopy to walk himself uwu

Takes care of on sick daystaem uwu bc he knows all kinda of plant remedies and how to cook healthy things and its v impressive

Drags the other person out into the water on beach daytaem and jong whines bc his tail is getting wet but taem shooshes him and later he dries jonghyuns tail for him and floofs it up all nice nd poofy uwu

Gives unprompted massagesjonghyun wears lil gloves and does bc he loves his babe and he wants taemin to feel calm and relaxed like taemin does to him with his power

Drives/rides shotguni think taem drives and jong rides shotgun usually but only so jong can roll down his window and enjoy the breeze

Brings the other lunch at workboth of them?? they work at the same plant store lmao so sometimes taem brings jong his lil lunch and other times jonghyun reminds taemin to take a break and its good

Has the better parental relationshipi mean taem was in an orphanage and jonghyun ran away in shame but but they kinda go back and patch things up eventually so theyre p even

Tries to start role-playing in bedthey don rly do the sexy thing that much on account of it triggering jonghyuns super anxiety and flashbacks :v but sometimes taem gives him a vanilla blowjob or jonghyun poses all ~seductive~ so taem can kissie him up and jerk himself off

Embarrassingly drunk dancertaem lmao

Still cries watching Titanicneither of them but jonghyun cries over every movie with an animal whether said animal even dies or not

Firmly believes in couples costumesjonghyun doesnt like costumes bc he sees ppl in puppy ears and fake tails sometimes and just :vvv

Breaks the expensive gift rule during Christmasjonghyun lmao he cant resist

Makes the other eat breakfasti think theyre both p good about it like they wwake up early at the same time anyway for work so uwu

Remembers anniversariesboth of them uwu uwu

Brings up having kidstechnically not a kid but donghae grows into his puppy mutation when hes like fifteen and when he shows up at the shop after graduating bc his momther kicked him out jonghyun just hires him Immediately and taems like bruh and jongs like :c and donghae is also like :c and taem cant argue with that

[fanfictionguide]

Paper Monsters

Author: Clocks

Fandom: X-Men

Description:

Charles meets Erik Lehnsherr, his favorite novelist of all time at a coffee shop, but doesn't know it's him, and Erik just criticizes his own writing in front of his biggest fan. Characters/Ships: Charles/Erik

Topic Warnings: explicit sexual content

Suggested Rating: M

Word Count: 39240 (11 Chapters)

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*cherik-xavier

SEND ME A * AND AN URL AND MY MUSE WILL TALK ABOUT THAT MUSE WHILST DRUNK

"CHARLIE! Charlie likes to think he is better than me, but boys drool and girls rule. He's a sweetie like bestie for life but he's slow and needs a few lessons in how to drink for real. He's... difficult to be around though. It hurts sometimes, I can't hold his hand or just be normal."