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Viejos sabrosos 🙏 (eng: tasty old men!!)

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I NEED that rn

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I had a dream I was in the pit with Ace and he was doing cartwheels and shit which is tame enough but then he started crowd surfing and skateboarding ontop of everybody else's head and the band playing kicked both of us out and then I woke up and ate a mango

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day 1 of not kissing women, i wont survive

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maturing is wanting the fictional men you like to have thick juicy asses; nobody wants a flat ass.

beckman and franky are prime examples, whenever they are portrayed with their big naturals and monstrously sized ass that they deserve in fan-art my tears of joy flow endlessly. okay guys bye this is the last time ill ever post this bullshit

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Im going to the gym, write me on ig slut

You're only going because Gaban and Rayleigh are your personal trainers you whore.

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everybody likes benn and shanks with a younger reader... what about OLDER readers💔 why can't I be sexy and more experienced than them for once... let me live out a fantasy

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On this divine night I scrolled on tumblr, not caring much at the usernames flying by as my thumb flicked against the screen. A post caught my eye, one with an intriguing description. "Benn Beckmann " it stated in the list of characters. His name contains only one N, but it shall be excused.

A delightful smile spread across my face. While my eyes locked onto the passionate text spanning across my screen, these headcanons had me completely enraptured . I double tapped the screen, and scrolled to the bottom. In the text, there was an odd familiarity, I'd assumed it was due to the fact that one of my most beloved characters was involved.

I wished to make a comment, and I clicked the corresponding button to do so. I saw that I had previously left one, and my blog handle brandished a badge. "Original Poster" it said.

It was my own series of headcanons. I am a dumbass who cannot spell apparently