So i was pretty bored i decided to do some improv
Me: give me two random names
Friend: Chad
Me: and?
Friend: Ben
Me: Chad looked a into Ben's eyes and smiled
Me: Ben began to blush, as Chad rested his forehead on his
Me: Ben whispers, "No chad."
Me: but chad doesn't stop
Me: Chad begins to kiss Ben's neck
Me: And Ben let out little squeak
Me: and chads moved his hand and caressed Ben's back
Me: And then he murmed softly into his ear
Me:"I love you Ben."
Me: and he moved his hands to Ben's pants
Me: but he struggled to get his belt off
Me: and then HE VAS RAGE
Me: AND SO STORMED OUT THE ROOM
Me: AND THEN BEN WAS SCREAMING
Me: AND THEN HE SHOUTED.
Me: "CHAD, DON'T LEAVE ME."
Me: AND THEN CHAD PEAKED IN BACK INTO THE ROOM
Me: and he said softly to ben
Me: "Ben."
Me: "We can't be together, if i can't get your pants off"
Me: and then he turned and walked away slowly
Me: and then Ben was in tears
Me: and he knelt down crying
Me: he rolled into a ball and held the handkerchief
Me: and he whisperd into it
Me: "next time i promise i won't wear a belt
Me: the end
Friend: ohmygod