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The Ultimate Relationship Tag || always accepting the ships !!
DISAGREEMENTS:
Who is more likely to raise their voice? : wandaWho threatens to leave but never actually does? : clarkWho actually keeps their word and leaves? : wandaWho trashes the house? : wandaDo either of them get physical? : never, though wanda’s hands sometimes accidentally crack with a hex if she’s angry enough because her powers are rooted in her emotions.How often do they argue/disagree? : not very often. more mild annoyance than anythingWho is the first to apologise? : depends on who is wrong though according to wanda, clark is wrong more often xD
SEX:
Who is on top? : they definitely switch it up, though he probably tops more oftenWho is on the bottom? : ^^^ more often wandaWho has the strangest desires? : wandaAny kinks? : wanda probably has quite a few being the sexual being she isWho’s dominant in bed? : depends on the dayIs head ever in the equation? : definitelyIf so, who is better at performing it? : probably clarkEver had sex in public? : most likely notWho moans the most? : wandaWho leaves the most marks? : wandaWho screams the loudest? : wandaWho is the more experienced of the two? : wanda ??Do they ‘fuck’ or ‘make love’? : make loveRough or soft? : wanda likes both depending on the night so they’ve probably tried both tbhHow long do they usually last? : probably pretty longIs protection used? : yesDoes it ever get boring? : nopeWhere is the strangest place they’d have sex? : i’d laugh if they ended up banging at the daily planet. i mean, he’d probably be the last one in the office working late one night & she brings him dinner & then you know because no one was around & the mood hit idk man lol
FAMILY:
Do your muses plan on having children/or have children? : yesIf so, how many children do your muses want/have? : one ( *also let me casually cry over the fact that wanda doesn’t remember having twins so she thinks this one is her only one* )Who is the favorite parent? : clarkWho is the authoritative parent? : wandaWho is more likely to allow the children to have a day off school? : wandaWho lets the children indulge in sweets and junk food when the other isn’t around? : clarkWho turns up to extra curricular activities to support their children? : both !!Who goes to parent teacher interviews? : clarkWho changes the diapers? : wandaWho gets up in the middle of the night to feed the baby? : wandaWho spends the most time with the children? : clarkWho packs their lunch boxes? : wandaWho gives their children ‘the talk’? : wandaWho cleans up after the kids? : clarkWho worries the most? : wandaWho are the children more likely to learn their first swear word from? : wanda
AFFECTION:
Who likes to cuddle? : bothWho is the little spoon? : wandaWho gets naughty in the most inappropriate of places? : wandaWho struggles to keep their hands to themself? : wandaHow long can they cuddle until one becomes uncomfortable? : it doesn’t get uncomfortableWho gives the most kisses? : clarkWhat is their favourite non-sexual activity? : going out for lunch datesWhere is their favourite place to cuddle? : on the couch during movie nightWho is more likely to playfully grope the other? : wandaHow often do they get time to themselves? : both work long hours with clark’s reporting job & wanda’s teaching stint, but usually the late evenings & weekends are theirs
SLEEPING:
Who snores? : clarkIf both do, who snores the loudest? : —Do they share a bed or sleep separately? : shareIf they sleep together, do they cozy up together or lay far apart? : they definitely cuddle upWho talks in their sleep? : wanda, but she doesn’t remember it in the morningWhat do they wear to bed? : wanda is a sucker for those little night slips that reach mid-thigh but she’s known to steal one of his shirts because it’s so big on her from time to time. clark probably just wears sleep pants honestly.Are either of your muses insomniacs? : wanda because she has terrible nightmaresCan sleeping pills be found by the bedside? : on hersDo they wrap their limbs around each other or just lay side by side? : wrap their limbsWho wakes up with bed hair? : bothWho wakes up first? : wandaWho prepares breakfast in bed for the other? : clarkWhat is their favourite sleeping position? : wanda curls herself up as small as she can in a subconscious reaction to her nightmares as if trying to hide from them while clark holds her closeWho hogs the sheets? : clarkDo they set an alarm each night? : yesCan a television be found in their bedroom? : noWho has nightmares? : she does quite oftenWho has ridiculous dreams? : clarkWho sprawls out and takes up most of the bed? : clark, not that wanda minds because she sleeps so wound up anywayWho makes the bed? : bothWhat time is bed time? : ~11Any routines/rituals before bed? : wanda prays before bed in hebrewWho’s the grumpiest when they wake up? : wanda
WORK:
Who is the busiest? : clarkWho rakes in the highest income? : clarkAre any of your muses unemployed? : both have jobsWho takes the most sick days? : wandaWho is more likely to turn up late to work? : clarkWho sucks up to their boss? : clarkWhat are their jobs? : clark is a reporter for the daily planet while wanda is a 1st grade teacherWho stresses the most? : wandaDo your muses enjoy or despise their careers/occupations? : both enjoy what they doAre your muses financially stable? : yes
HOME:
Who does the washing? : wandaWho takes out the trash? : clarkWho does the ironing? : wandaWho does the cooking? : bothWho is more likely to burn the house down just trying? : clarkWho is messier? : clarkWho leaves the toilet roll empty? : clarkWho leaves their dirty clothes on the floor? : wandaWho forgets to flush the toilet? : clarkWho is the prankster around the house? : both omg they have prank warsWho loses the car keys when it comes time to go somewhere? : wandaWho mows the lawn? : clarkWho answers the telephone? : wandaWho does the vacuuming? : wanda but she cheats with magicWho does the groceries? : bothWho takes the longest to shower? : wandaWho spends the most time in the bathroom? : wanda
MISCELLANEOUS:
Is money a problem? : noHow many cars do they own? : one since wanda’s content to use public transportDo they own their home or do they rent? : ownDo they live near the coast or deep in the countryside? : neither but i guess closer to the coastDo they live in the city or in the country? : cityDo they enjoy their surroundings? : yesWhat’s their song? : how long will i love you - ellie gouldingWhat do they do when they’re away from each other? : work for a livingWhere did they first meet? : a park outside of the cityHow did they first meet? : clark happened upon her when she accidentally apparated in the dc universeWho spends the most money when out shopping? : wandaWho’s more likely to flash their assets? : neither but let’s say wandaWho finds it amusing when the other trips over? : wandaAny mental issues? : wanda suffers from depression, ptsd, & acute psychosis; all of which she takes medication for but he does have to gently remind her to take themWho’s terrified of bugs? : neitherWho kills the spiders around the house? : clarkTheir favourite place? : a rooftop terrace where they had their first kiss with a view of the entire cityWho pays the bills? : bothDo they have any fears for their future? : wanda always fears the unknown it bringsWho’s more likely to surprise the other with a fancy dinner? : clarkWho uses up all of the hot water? : wandaWho’s the tallest? : clark omg she’s so tiny next to himWho’s more likely to just randomly hop into the shower with the other? : wandaWho wanders around in their underwear? : wandaWho sings the loudest when singing along to the radio? : clarkWhat do they tease each other about? : he teases her whenever she forgets a word in english & she teases him about those cute glassesWho is more likely to cringe at the other’s fashion sense at times? : wandaDo they have mutual friends? : wanda really enjoys clark’s daily planet coworkersWho crushed first? : clarkAny alcohol or substance related problems? : no esp since she doesn’t drink alcohol because of her medicationsWho is more likely to stumble home, drunk, at 3am? : neither honestlyWho swears the most? : wanda but always in her native tongue
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