Brendon and Patrick for the ship meme! c:
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How long will they last? probably for a long time. They love each other and even when they have some fights, at the end they still love each other.
How quickly did/will they fall in love? Uh, it wasn’t really this quick. Brendon at first had a crush on Patrick when he was younger. Over time it became more and more obviously and at some point Brendon simply said that he likes Patrick very much.
How was their first kiss? slow, meaningful and full of love
Who proposed? Brendon. After Patrick came home from work. It was a little unexpected
Who is the best man/men? Pete and Spencer (and Dallon somehow)
Who is the braid’s maid(s)? They don’t have one
Who did the most planning? Both did a lot of planning. They did it together.
Who stressed the most? I guess both were pretty stressed about the whole thing, but Patrick was a little more stressed
How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.
Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? Ryan (I’m sorry Ryan XD) he’s the only one who didn’t get invited to the wedding. Jon however got invited.
Who is on top? Patrick (sorry)
Who is the one to instigate things? Brendon
How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now
How kinky are they? Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head
How long do they normally last? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms?jep, they do............sometimes lol XD
How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.
How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.
How many children will they have naturally? None, it’s impossible for them, maybe in some kind of AU, but naturally not.
How many children will they adopt? one or two. It depens more on how they can handle one child.
Who gets stuck with the most diapers? Brendon, because Patrick makes him.
Who is the stricter parent? Patrick, since Brendon would probably do every stupid stuff he finds with the kid(s) and he wouldn’t be this easily mad at something that the kid(s) would do
Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? Patrick, because Brendon will be probably the one who will even help or do it with the child. (God, Patrick’s going to have so many problems with these two)
Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? Patrick and Brendon. I guess it depends more on who is already awake. When Brendon’s already awake, he will pack the lunch(es) for the child(ren)
Who is the more loved parent? both are pretty loved. Brendon for being a really cool dad and Patrick for being so loving and carring. They would love them equal.
Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? both go. Sometimes Patrick sometimes Brendon. Brendon is pretty famous by the female teachers for being so chilled with everything while Patrick seems always to be a little nervous bc he think that his child(ren) did something stupid with Brendon again.
Who cried the most at graduation? no one I guess lol
Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? PATRICK! Brendon would be probably the one who had suggested something really stupid and the child(ren) and him had tried it and ended up in big trouble and when Patrick gets to know about it he just rolls his eyes, is pissed of at Brendon for doing stuff like this and helps them out of the situation, just to bitch around at them for some hours.
Who does the most cooking? Patrick since Brendon would burn down the kitchen, himself or both. But sometimes he would cook to as a little surprise for Patrick :)
Who is the most picky in their food choice? Patrick. Brendon isn’t really this picky about stuff like this. He eats almost everything
Who does the grocery shopping? Brendon, since Patrick is busy with other things and Brendon likes it a little more to the grocery shopping,because he always finds really awesome stuff and buy it.
How often do they bake desserts? Not really often. Only when they’re going to have someone over for dinner.
Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? both of them are more the Salad eater
Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? Brendon,when he hasn’t burnt down the whole house before or they simply go out.
Who is more likely to suggest going out? Patrick, when he doesn’t want to cook something and don’t want to eat something burnt XD
Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? BRENDON! He probably burns down the house while making simple things. The main reason is that he doesn’t concentrate on it much enough and do other stuff while cooking.
Who cleans the room? both. They try to keep the room(s) as clean as possible.
Who is really against chores? Brendon, he thinks that they’re boring and not funny to do. He will try to avoid them as long as possible.
Who cleans up after the pets? Brendon. He needs to clean up after his two dogs when they leave some mess. Good thing that his two dogs aren’t this messy
Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? Brendon when he tries to avoid the chores and want to do other things. Patrick always get’s mad at him for it and will let Brendon clean the whole room then.
Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? Patrick, because he wants it all perfect and clean.
Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? Patrick, because Brendon would be the one who hide things like this on the weirdest places.
Who takes the longer showers/baths? Both. Brendon sings in the shower and after a time he forgets since how long he is in it and Patrick in general likes long showers/baths.
Who takes the dog out for a walk? Brendon because he loves his dogs and he loves it to go out on a walk with them.
How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? Pretty often because of Brendon. Brendon will be the first one who decorate the whole house for some kind of holiday
What are their goals for the relationship? To stay long together and don’t fight so often.
Who is most likely to sleep till noon? Patrick, but Brendon would too. It depends more on what they have done the day before, but most of the time it’s Patrick.
Who plays the most pranks? BRENDON. HE LOVES PRANKS! But he will just play little pranks, because he doesn’t want to piss off Patrick this much.
