Who dominates at Mario Kart and who’s the sore loser who sulks after they lose?Enkidu’s pretty good at these games, as Gilgamesh is too busy complaining about all the bullshit the game literally throws at him.Who becomes a human baby when they become sick and who plays sickness off?Gilgamesh is the human baby, but Enkidu’s more than happy to pamper him. Conversely, Enkidu tries to play it off, but Gil insists he baby him.Who surprises the other with flowers and a date?That would be Gilgamesh, courtesy of his Gate of Babylon. Plus, flower crowns really do suit Enkidu.Who uses crappy pickup lines?Gilgamesh read a book on pickup lines and tried them out on Enkidu. The poor golden one had to deal with an Enkidu who wouldn’t take him seriously for a while.If they had kids, who would be the stricter parent?Honestly, they’d be both chill as parents, though if you had to ask, Enkidu’s the one keeping them in line.If they were to go to the beach, who would lounge under the sun, and who would actually swim?Well, Enkidu being a “mud doll” and all…and Gil would prefer to stay under the sun and show his body off.Who tells the other to quit bouncing their leg?Neither. They both do it anyway, so it’d be hypocritical for them to tell the other to stop.Who falls asleep on the other?Gil’s a heavy sleeper, so he often falls asleep on Enkidu’s lap. He doesn’t mind these at all.Who loves to take pictures?Enkidu would be more enthusiastic about these things, so he’d be posting selfies of him and Gil and uploading them on his social media sites.Who gets onto a health kick and forces the other to go on runs?Sounds like something Enkidu would do, much to Gilgamesh’s chagrin.Who jams out to music the other hates?They both like the same kind of music, so this wouldn’t be a problem.If there’s a chance to pull practical jokes, who takes the bait?This could go both ways, but it’s almost always Gil who takes the bait.Who starts a pillow fight?Probably Enkidu.In the morning, who’s the early riser, and who pulls the other back to bed for cuddles?Enkidu’s the early bird, though he has to first get past Gilgamesh’s iron grip.Who watches horror movies and acts tough, only to be freaked out at night later?They can handle much more than scary movies. They’ll be fine.If the other was hurt, would they seek revenge for one another?Did you mean: “Enuma Fucking Elish”?Who’s more prone to jealousy?Definitely Gil, but Enkidu’s been displaying jealousy lately, and ESPECIALLY around Ishtar.Who would be the one to suggest dining and dashing when going out to eat?Gilgamesh. These mongrels don’t deserve any of his wealth.Who gets up and makes breakfast for the other in the morning?Enkidu, because Gilgamesh is a heavy sleeper.Who’s better at comforting the other?Gilgamesh is too prideful to know how to comfort another human being, so by default, it’s Enkidu.Who will pin the other down and tickle them after a fight?Probably Gilgamesh, but it turns into a very sweet cuddle session afterwards.
