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[mage-witha-glock]

Day #6: Mentor

I tried to draw Xvim but couldn't so get one of his signature marbles instead

[necer0s]

Me looking over my recent MoL posts and headcanons: Hm. Apparently I want Xvim to be Zorian’s father figure.

Me one second later: ...Good luck to both of them.

[disengaged-with-reality]

Xvim, Alanic, Daimen: *wakes up in destroyed streets of Cyoria with no memories* ???

Daimen: *sees he's one flipping continent away* wait a sec-

Daimen:

Zorian: I'm just gonna sit here and ignore you guys and yes, I'm not gonna give any explanations whatsoever plus throw a bunch of work on your laps before collapsing. Have fun figuring everything out!

Xvim, Alanic, Daimen:

[mage-witha-glock]

He's a ten but he will get physically sick if you give off the wrong vibes

He's a ten but he will drink two beers at midday

He's a ten but he used to abuse his little brother

He's a ten but he throws fireballs at his students without warning

He's a ten but he throws marbles at kids

[mage-witha-glock]

Alanic: So what will we do with Sudomir?

Zorian: Easy. Lure him to Knyazov Dveri by creating a disturbance then ambush him, kill his guards and kidnap him. In broad daylight.

The group (Kael, Zach, Taiven, Alanic, Xvim): 😃😃😃😃😃

Zorian, defensive: What???

*Less than five minutes later*

Kael: You should interrogate him about everything. Get information out of him about necromancy and anything else he knows

The group (Now Zorian, Zach, Taiven, Alanic, Xvim): 😃😃😃😃😃😃😃

Kael, defensive: What???

[mage-witha-glock]

Post Canon be like:

Zorian skipping classes to deal with shit and people are super concerned because this isn't like Zorian

Zach is consistently getting more antsy every day because he cannot release his building up energy in a high scale fight

Zorian working on Mrva II to make her airborne

Elayer will be screaming, crying, throwing up trying to figure out who fought off the invaders.

Going to Blantyrre to get the staff

Fighting Oganj for the Crown and Orb

ZZ shenanigans

Trying to figure out a way to get rid of the lich

Trying to stay out of politics (fail)

Zorian vs Cikan custody war (over Kirelle)

Zorian breaking the law every Saturday (at least)

"So what do we do about the grey hunter with primordial essence that was pregnant and delved into the dungeon?" "The. What."

Trying to figure out a way to deal with Sudomir

Accidentally getting dragged into a new Splinter War (if it occurs)

Zorian masterminding shit behind the scenes like always

Trying to act normal (extreme fail)

[mage-witha-glock]

Them <3

[mage-witha-glock]

Daimen: We’re going to have to split up, like in Scooby Doo.

Daimen, to Zach and Zorian: You guys are Scooby and Shaggy. You can search the bathrooms.

Daimen, to Xvim: Velma, you get the spooky looking fridge in the basement.

Xvim: What? Why am I Velma? And why do I get the… dubious looking device?

Daimen: Because only Velma would say “dubious device”. Alanic gets the spooky fridge in the basement.

Alanic: And what does that make you, Fred?

Daimen: Bitch, I’m Daphne.