I guarantee you won’t survive if you don’t shut up about your stupid Unbreakable Vow. But let’s move to another whiny bitch...
I don’t know, man. I think the whole situation is quite hilarious in general.
Well, you are useless, so... I suppose the accident made you more realistic? I guess we should thank Verucca then.
More seriously though, there’s one thing that annoys me about Fugly Slut going blind - and that’s the fact that Jam City literally can’t think of any other way to redeem a character than turning them into a victim.
Merula was a bitch for years and joined R? Oh, that’s because her life is in danger because of the Unbreakable Vow!
Jacob was a naive and reckless bitch who hurt your friend? Oh, you have to forgive him now because the poor thing might be blind for the rest of his life!
Peregrine is the shittiest father of the last decade or so? Well, you can’t hold it against him because it’s all the fault of the cursed amulet!
Like, making the audience pity your characters doesn’t have to be a bad thing - but even that has to be done properly.
On the bright side, Jacob being at St Mungo’s again revealed that there are in fact some cool employees there:
I love your sense of humour, ma’am! By far my favourite Healer :D