Colour Theory
collab, w/@yaaqov
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He spread avocado on toast, on discussion
That's duly partitioned from food or nutrition.
It's well understood that all good fat consumption
Has one repercussion: compelled imposition.
"Your family's Greek? Did they know that an egg was
So healthy? I'm alpha because of omegas...
Your roommate is dying? I'm dying for flaxseed.
My nutrient timing relies on me snacking--"
"Don't tempt me," she muttered beneath bated breath.
He choked on his chai. "Hey, about what I said...
I'm speaking politely, it seems you're not White, see
The Mediterranean people are slightly--"
"We're changing direction." She spake interjection.
"My baked omeletta would taste so much better
Sans racial conjecture. Your tone, your inflection,
Are major offenders, you day-off-work debtor."
"Whatever, I'm better off watching the Celtics.
My passion is health, and I try to dispel myths--"
"Now that is upsetting. Can we get the check please?"
There won't be a scene if you don't disrespect me--"
"Hey, check your demeanor. My mien could be meaner.
The mean of your meaning is 'pompous demeaner--'"
So, rolling her eyes, she stormed out with a sigh.
The waitress, the witness, stood hiding a smile.
