Death Note characters as dumb shit I’ve said/done
Misa- puts a newborn cat between breasts, under shirt, so she can grocery shop without leaving the kitten at home
L- “My shoes grip is stronger than my grip on reality” Slips
Light- Calls someone a douchebag in sign language, figures out elderly relative knows sign language
Mello- Cries while buying chocolate
Matt- “Ya mom, one sec. Wario is being a dick whistle.”
Near- Showing friend childhood teddy bear collection, “Yeah, I love them all equally. Except bunbun. Bunbun is the shit”
Beyond- When asked what is on their birthday list, responded, “Death and suffering, thanks”
Ryuk- Laughs dumbly at not okay times
L- Asked for a candy bar, got handed an apple and told “Fruit can’t hurt.” Then proceeded to throw apple in others face, making them need 3 stiches