#yaimchubbystfu

[the-mighty-tangerine]

Realist

Coworker: I'm gonna eat now before I eat a customer. Me: *holds out arm for them to munch* CW: *pinching my arm* Yeah, you got some meat on ya. Me: *laughing* I'm probably all fat. I'm a solid 80/20. The 80 being fat, by the way. CW: *laughing* At least the meatballs won't fall apart, then. What can I say, I'm a realist.