#yakkette

[fuck-customers]

a customer asked me if i liked tomatoes. i said no but that didnt stop her from giving me a five pound bag of home grown tomatoes that a friend gave to her that she gave to me because she also doesnt like tomatoes. she said to ask my coworkers if they wanted any. no one wanted any.

[lolt64]

laughoutloudthomas 64, it's your dad. im proud of you. you have become a respectable young man that carries himself well and i can tell you are going to do great things.dinner is ready. your mom made chicken strips.

thanks dad. can we play catch after dinner

[joey-wheeler-official]

did you know germs slip off your hands when you use soap? they dont die they just slip off? do you think that they are mad? do you think they are pissed? do you think that they are angry that you didn't use anti bacterial soap or hand sanitizer to kill them off? what do you think?

ye

[vomitago]

Yakkette waiting for the inevitable demise of those living under capitalism.

[hellsite-yano]

Happy national mayonnaise day

This is offensive.

[fuck-customers]

some lady ordered 10 sausage biscuits in drive thu and was suprised we didn't have them all ready when she came to the second window and was upset because she was in a rush and thought that they were all pre made 🙃

[lolt64]

would you like my wisdom teeth when i get them removed?

[vomitago]

Mmmm ham yum delicious 😋🍴🐷