#yamoro

[ask-grododu]

I don't have to make you a blog to make you look like a dumbass, bro. Gro~do~du~

[ask-grododu]

Yamoro, how much did you have to drink? Do you have a closet of empty wine bottles and chocolate boxes/wrappers?

*BLETCH*GGGGGGGGGGGGGHGGGGGGGGGGGHGG*FACE SLAMS onto desk*

[ask-grododu]

Yamoro do you sometimes feel like a baby sitter when you're not drunk?

You can’t call it babysitting if there’s no actual children involved. I feel more like the ringmaster of a circus that is out of control and that is very, very exhausting.

-Yamoro

[ask-grododu]

to yamoro: don't be to hard on the cinnamonroll it's not his fault, also do you always notice right away when grododu switches?

What do you mean by cinnamon roll? And about the switches… Well, most of the time it’s pretty obvious. Lot’s of confused screaming and crying if it’s the kid, it’s really something. But that third one, however, he’s a tricky one… I’m lucky if I can figure out if its him or not before he tries someone’s patience or something of the sort.

[ask-grododu]

*pokes Yamoro with a long ass stick* will he yell, will he roll over?

*groan* Whuzza…. Wh…. Whaddaya wan! *hic* mmmnungh…. 

[ask-grododu]

Clean up on isle Yamoro!

ZzZZzzZZZzzz

[ask-grododu]

Yamoro, do you go through stress balls like a toddler goes through candy?

*sets down an empty wine bottle on desk*Sssss….sstrESSs BALLzzz….what ‘er them?*hic*

[ask-grododu]

Yamoro, does Grododu ever have angered tantrums?

Yes. Yes he does. And then sometimes, when the third one comes out, those tantrums become life-threatening situations for everyone involved, and even some people uninvolved. It’s stressful. The third side scares me to be honest.

-Yamoro