I love spider landlord's patheticness,, may we get a reader that crochet/knit and reciprocates their gifts @×@? Id like to see the goobers reaction
Spider yan x reader- love at first bite
[please let spider be freaky with you, beat them up]
Centipede wakes up from a long nap, he goes to get himself a drink and passes reader on his way.
“What’s with all the…that?” He points to the bundles of yarn reader has by their feet.
“I’m making a gift for the landlord” they continued to crochet
“Agh that guy? Don’t you like, hate them?” He pauses “…what are you making anyway?”
“It’s a sweater,” reader smiles as they hold up their hard work. It was a black sweater with a web design all over. “I even made a pocket that looks like it’s a ball of web, and then when you open it there’s a little fly in the inside” they open the pocket.
Centipede scrunched his face “I mean sure it’s fine…but um why have I never seen you make one of these? I mean it’s not like I expected you to make one for me or anything, it’s just with your fear and everything”
“Oh I mean I am still scared, but their nice to us and always give us things so I wanna give something back”
He rolls his eyes “yeah yeah whatever, hey maybe when your done that you can make socks for each of my feet”
“What are you really gonna say no? I mean that’s kinda rude don’t you think?” He leans over.
“Great, great” reader shivers as he pats their head.
All reader had to do was wait until one of spider menu monthly visits, the knocking was always a a sure fire way to know.
Reader opened the door with butterflies in their stomach but a smile on their face.
“Reader? You don’t answer very often” they question
“No, but I have a reason this time” they looked down embarrassed.
“Well rent’s not due for another two weeks?” They said tilting their head and raising an eyebrow.
“N-no I mean this” reader pushes a sloppily wrapped gift, some of the tape still stuck to reader.
“Your supposed to open it”
“Oh!” They started to rip into it, their eyes widened at the sight of the gift.
“Who gave this to you?! Do they live here?”
“What? I made the sweater for you, no one gave it to me?”
They look down at it one more time “wait…so you made this…for me? Someone didn’t give it to you?”
Reader shakes their head “I though it would be a nice gift since your always making me stuff” they play with their fingers.
Spider stares at the sweater in awe, they then look back at reader. “Do you want to eat me alive?” They ask completely serious with a blush on their face.
“Well I could never eat you so I rather you eat me” they explained almost giddy
“Spider I think you’ve got the wrong impression-“
“You don’t have to eat all of me, I’d settle for a finger” they clasp reader hands together with their own, an eager smile on their face.
“Spider…” they give me a strong look “look I’m not going to do any of that, I know how much you like, well whatever it is you like, but I’m not going to do that”
Their face morphs into one of guilt “dammit dammit, I did it again didn’t I?”
Reader shrugs “a little, but think about it for a second”
They give reader a sad almost puppy like face
“If I ate you, then you wouldn’t be around anymore so who will make me all those things I love?”
“You’re right, what about biting me? That’s fine right, chew me up like a piece of meat?”
“Um…how about you just put it on for me right now?”
They grin as they slip it on over or we their head and shoulders, “h-how do I look”
Reader smiles “you look very pretty”
they looked down at themselves and thought for a moment “I have to go now reader, if I do not come for rent money you don’t have to pay it to me”
“Um, ok?” Spider let go of their hands and scurried off.
Reader watched him, “you realize by giving them that you basically ask them to date you right?” Centipede commented from inside.
“You asked them to date them, that's why they asked about the eating thing they think your dating”
“But I didn’t mean to?!” Reader panics
“Well then it’s either you tell them or live with it” shrugged
“W-well can’t you talk to them for me?” Reader asked frenetically.
“I woulddddd but I like to see you panicking so maybe I’ll wait a bit” he smirks
Weeks later reader still hadn’t heard from spider at all.
“Well this is getting boring…haven’t seen that freak in almost a month, maybe they're avoiding you? No that’s not it” centipede thought out loud.
Reader shook in their spot, a sudden ring of the doorbell startled them both.
“Huh we’ll speak of the devil I guess” centipede gets up to open the door reader following behind.
As he opened the door, gifts started to fall, “what the hell?”
The stack was taller than them, everything was made of yarn. From flowers made completely out of yarn to a small doll version of spider.
“I’m confused?..” They looked around at everything.
“Hold on there’s a note” he picked up the neatly folded piece of paper “dear reader, you gave me something that I could only dream of, I looked up what humans like and came up with this”
Reader picks up a single rose “how sweet” they slime.
“They made a box of chocolate out of yarn, they could have just bought one why did they do that?” He opens it to reveal even the chocolate inside was yarn, he grumbles.
He looks over the hallway floor once again, “you know if you gave me the sweater I would have gotten you real shit”
“Huh?” Reader turns to him
