#yandere polyworld

[obsessive-sin]

Okay just what if

What if there was an au where the main four we're wizards and shit and they made a voodoo doll of the reader and they all take turns fucking it and the reader is like taking a walk and they start getting fucked out of nowhere without knowing how tf this is happening and the reader would struggle walking back home and found out about the damn doll ‼️👀

I need to see a therapist ‼️

Anon I have been thinking about this for so long

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Your legs shake. Staying on your feet was a challenge, especially when all you wanted to do was curl up and touch yourself. But you had to get home as quickly as possible. You were incredibly lucky that you hadn’t come across someone on your walk. 

Being seen like this would be humiliating. It’d look like you’d gone on a walk with a sex toy wedged inside you. 

You were almost convinced you did. How the hell else would you be feeling like this? Like a cock was pistoning inside you, hitting your sweet spots. As if someone was holding part of you open and using you. Fucking you nice and hard. 

It was a little scary but you’d focus on that once you were no longer in public. You were so close. Both to home and to releasing again. Your poor underwear was soaked from the mess you've made. 

Slower than you’d like, you hobbled home. Maybe one of the guys would help you figure this out. Without you admitting to how aroused this made you. 

You stop in your tracks, pressing your hands over your mouth. Moans spill from your throat and your eyes nearly roll into the back of your head. You release once more and take a few deep breaths, trying your best to ignore the feeling of being fucked. 

The full feeling leaves and you race it down the sidewalk. By the time you reach the front door, the feeling is back. 

“Guys!” you pant, opening the front door and slamming it closed. “I-...” 

What the hell. Is that a doll of you??? 

“Nice of you to finally join us,” Edd greets, dick deep inside a doll that looked very much like you. 

The phantom dick inside you seemed to move at the same pace Edd was moving his hips and so it was you. 

“Did you enjoy your walk?” Tord croons. His eyes flicker down to your soaked crotch and his grin widens. He moves toward you, a love-struck look on his face. “Why don’t we remove those pesky pants and see just how much you liked your little walk outside.” 

You allow him to drag you to the couch and slide off your undergarments. Damn magic. What a relief to know you had nothing to be worried about. 

The look all four of them were giving you actually worried you. 

Tom slid out of his pants and positioned himself between your legs. “What a wonderful way to fuck you at once,” he says. And slides into you. Combined with the phantom dick feeling and an actual dick inside you, you wail. Matt and Tord hold your hands, both whispering praise and dirty promises. 

Edd kisses the doll at one point and your heart feels full. Along with your hole. 

It doesn’t take long for you to cum. Edd and Tord switch and so do Matt and Tom. Cum drips out of the doll version of you’s hole and you distantly note how pretty of a sight it is. 

“That’s right darling, we love you so much!” Matt kisses you deeply. You kiss him back as best as you can and try not to cum again so soon.

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Sinsworld Masterlist

This took me forever but I hunted all of these down and added a bunch of fics to the sfw masterlists.

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Tord/Red leader

ꨄ︎ Headcanons + drabble with short fem s/o

ꨄ︎ Jealous headcanons

ꨄ︎ dialogue prompt: “You’re mine. All mine.” + “Tell me you love me as I fuck you into the mattress.”

ꨄ︎ Dry humping + making out

ꨄ︎ (CW: predator/prey) Tord hunts reader down

ꨄ︎ Tord teases male reader

ꨄ︎ Self indulgent Red Leader overstims reader idea (+Future Edd)

ꨄ︎ Not sinsworld but Tord spanks reader as punishment

ꨄ︎ Tord lovingly takes care of his spouse

ꨄ︎ (CW: stalking) Tord jerks off to the thought of reader

ꨄ︎ Reader's first time with Tord

ꨄ︎ dialogue prompt: "Oh god Tord, please harder."

ꨄ︎ dialogue prompt: "C'mon baby please..I'm desperate."

ꨄ︎ Tord baby traps reader

ꨄ︎ Kinktober day 4: Dry humping

ꨄ︎ Kinktober day 5: Office sex (+Future Tom)

ꨄ︎ Alternate day 5 drabble from Future Tom's pov

ꨄ︎ Kinktober day 10: Size kink

ꨄ︎ Tord continuously finds reader self pleasuring and rails them drabble

ꨄ︎ dialogue prompt: “I want to know what makes you squirm, what sounds you make if I touched you here—”

ꨄ︎ dialogue prompt: “Oh, can’t find your clothes? Wear mine, they look better on you anyway.” (+Edd)

ꨄ︎ (CW: somnophilia) Tord fucks reader's thighs

Edd/Future Edd

ꨄ︎ (CW: Consensual somnophilia) Edd gives reader a sweet wake up

ꨄ︎ Future Edd with past reader

ꨄ︎ Edd learns he has a breeding kink

ꨄ︎ Edd promises reader that he'll breed them (+Tord)

ꨄ︎ Self indulgent Future Edd overstims reader idea (+Red Leader)

ꨄ︎ dialogue prompt: "you've been behaving so well lately. i think a reward should be given, don't you?"

ꨄ︎ dialogue prompt: “Oh, can’t find your clothes? Wear mine, they look better on you anyway.” (+Tord)

Matt/Future Matt

ꨄ︎ General headcanons

ꨄ︎ Vampire and Zombie drabbles

Tom/Future Tom/Monster Tom

ꨄ︎ Headcanons with fem s/o

ꨄ︎ Jealous headcanons

ꨄ︎ Sub headcanons

ꨄ︎ Tom's reaction to his s/o self pleasuring and moaning his name

ꨄ︎ dialogue prompt: "fuck babygirl, just a little taste. Can't stand not having you on my lips. Just spread your legs a little and I'll do the rest, Sweetheart."

ꨄ︎ (CW: public sex) Future Tom possessively rails fem reader against a wall

ꨄ︎ Body swaps with reader

Main Four

ꨄ︎ Poly headcanons after reader confesses

ꨄ︎ Catching their s/o self pleasuring

ꨄ︎ Polyworld keeping Tom locked in their home

ꨄ︎ Kinktober Day 2: Overstimulation (w/ saloonatics guys)

ꨄ︎ Polyworld 'breeds' Tom

ꨄ︎ Aftercare

Paul

ꨄ︎ headcanons

Pat

ꨄ︎ headcanons

Four Robots au

ꨄ︎ Tord and Tom overstim reader (with Edd and Matt joining in later)

ꨄ︎ Scheduled pounding

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hello! im actually pretty new to your acc and i love your writing so much :)

and i found your button au for eddsworld very entertaining and i was wondering if i can send a request about… how the 4 deal with readers homesickness? orrr readers reaction to seeing one of them in their other mother monster form? (if i were to see that in real time i would scream till my voice is gone lmfao)

(gn!reader please <3 also i hope im not bothering you with this eddsworld request bc ik you get a lot of request about them sorry😅 its up to you to write this ofc lol)

Hi! They don't deal with it well haha, it takes a while for them to figure out how to get reader out of their head.

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Ever since they had brought you back it was as if you withered. You barely spoke. Barely ate. It was a fight to get you to drink or eat anything. 

It made Edd feel sick. You were supposed to be happy here. He and the others could fulfill your every wish, could make you happier than their pathetic “real” counterparts. But you barely looked at them. 

Always you kept your head down. Cloudy eyes taking little to nothing in. You were stuck in your own head and he was at a loss as to what to do. None of the other people they lured in here had acted this way, even after they realized what monsters they were. You didn’t even know they were monsters. 

Hopefully you never would. 

“What are we going to do?” Edd mumbled, his face in his hands. Maybe he needed to decorate the house more? 

Yeah! Maybe he just needed… more pictures? Making those shouldn’t be hard. Even less so if he goes with still pictures instead of sentient.

Edd smiled, moving to grab his supplies. That’s just what you need. 

* * * * 

“Don’t you like them?” 

You stared blankly at his pictures. 

Edd’s smile slowly fell off his face. He watched as you took in all his lovely crafted pictures in frames and said nothing. Not a “i love them”, not a single smile, or even a “thank you” for creating them. He hadn’t even given him and the others button eyes in the pictures! They looked so much like their awful counterparts and still you weren’t happy.

“What do you want from me?”

Excitement welled up in his chest. He hadn’t heard your voice in so long… 

“To be happy! I made them for you, so you can cheer up.” 

You turned to look at him, disbelief clear on your face. You didn’t say anything else. 

“Don’t you like them?” he repeated. 

To his alarm, tears started pouring down your face and you sob. 

“Don’t cry!” he rushed to put his arms around you. “I can make different ones!” He rubbed your back, desperate to soothe you. 

“What’s wrong?” Matt rushed into the room. 

“They didn’t like the pictures.” 

“Oh.” 

Matt frowned, staring at you. He joined the hug and said, “It’s okay honey, cry all you need to. We’ll figure out how to make you happy.” 

You cried harder. Clutching onto Edd’s hoodie, you pressed your face against his shoulder. 

“I want to go home,” you rasped. “Let me go, please just let me go.” 

Anger swelled in Edd. This WAS your home. Why would you want to go back? Why? 

He didn’t voice his anger but he didn’t say anything to you. Nothing he had in mind was kind and all of them had already chewed you out for trying to keep them locked away from you. So he let Matt take the wheel. 

Matt seemed at a loss as to what to say as well. He opened his mouth and told you, “How about we go lay down? I’m sure some sleep will do you good.” 

And that was that. They led you to your room and laid on both sides of you, holding your hands and reassuring you that they loved you. It was all they could do until they figured out what would help you.

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Can you do something nsfw for that 4 robots au? Gender neutral reader, if possible!

I love this au so much. Thank you for the request! <3

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(I did my best to make Reader gender-neutral, so when it says Tord rubs them, I meant that as in whatever Reader has)

If you weren’t sure of the fact that your roommates were beyond simple robots this would have been super embarrassing. And sad. Because that’s how every “relationship” with robots in the media was partially portrayed. Once you started fucking, it was seen as the person not being good enough to get a real relationship or whatever.

You could never say that to any of them. They were already eager to pull your pants down every time you consented so you feared to see what they’d be like if you even hinted at them not being good enough.

Which they very much were! It only took them once to learn everything about your body. From the spots on your neck that made you melt to the spongy spot inside you that you swore made you see stars when they pounded against. Though they each had different things they liked doing to you.

Matt liked it when you sat on his face. Edd liked making you come undone on his fingers. Tord liked to have you sit on his thigh and grind against him, cumming over his jeans. Tom liked pressing you against something and eating you out.

It could be overwhelming at times but they always backed off when you told them no. But they still had it scheduled into their own programs to make you cum at least once a week. Today seemed to be Tord’s turn to fulfill that shared program.

“That’s it, roll your hips just like that,” Tord praised. He gripped your thighs with a smile on his face as he kept you down on his thigh. “Won’t you cream over my pants for me, love? I promise it’ll feel so good and then maybe I’ll plow that tight little hole of yours, hm?”

You shuddered as he continued on. It felt so good when you did this. Something burned in the pit of your stomach, waiting for just the right amount of friction for your release. Your pace quickened as you held onto Tord’s shoulders. His hands finally moved, helping drag you over his thigh.

The burning sensation in your stomach snapped like a rope as you released over Tord’s thigh.

His eyes hungrily took in the sight before he pulled you into his chest. “You did so, so good.” He kissed your forehead and then said, “How are you feeling? Can you go again?”

“Yeah,” you said shakily. “I’m good.”

“Great!”

Tord carefully lifted you off his lap to turn you around. With your back pressed to his chest, he spread your legs as wide as he could and held them open.

Tom turned the corner into the living room and his face flushed. “Well aren’t you a pretty sight?” He inched closer, dropping to his knees. Wasting no time, he buried his face between your legs and his tongue lapped at your hole.

Your hips bucked into his face and your thighs twitched as if you wanted to close them, but Tord’s grip stayed firm.

With one hand, Tom reached up to play with the other part of you. It was almost too much, especially since you had already cum once before. Tom pulled away to see the mess you’ve become and he licked his lips.

“Count for me,” he said in a low voice. “I want to know how many times I can taste you before you reach your limit.”

Your face is hot as you nod. But he stares at you, waiting.

“One,” you croak. “That was one.”

He smiles at you, pats your thigh, and goes back to wiggling his tongue into your hole.

Tord removes one of his hands from your thigh. He turns your head to kiss you.

“You’re doing so good for us. I love seeing you come undone like this. You should really let us take care of you more often.”

“I have work,” you mumble as you pull away.

"Then I suppose we'll just have to make the most of today."

Tord's hand rubs your stomach before it snakes down just above Tom’s head, helping rub you. You cry out as you cum again.

Tom stops for a moment.

“Two!”

He rubs your thigh and continues on. Tord does the same, his hand resuming its assault on the other part of you.

“Wait, I have a better idea,” Tom says as he pulls away. You give a small whine at the loss of sensation. “Shush, you’ll like this. Move your hand Tord. Keep holding them open.”

“Oh? I’m intrigued. Why should I? I like all the pretty sounds they’re making for me.”

“I can make them scream.”

With that, Tord moves his hand back to your other thigh to hold you open.

“Go on, I want to record this.”

Tom flips him off but takes the other part of you in his mouth. You feel his fingers slip into your hole and they start to vibrate as he immediately locates that special spot inside you.

Now you’ve been moaning this whole time. But this? This causes you to wail. It’s too much. It feels amazing but you cum for the third time and Tom doesn’t stop or even slow down. He continues to alternate between scissoring his fingers and pressing hard against your sweet spot.

Footsteps rush into the room as Edd and Matt appear frantic.

“Calm down,” Tord calls out. “It’s a good scream, they’re okay.”

Both of them relax but they sit down on both sides of Tord to each hold one of your hands.

“You look so pretty like this! I want to taste them next!” Matt squeezes your hand as he peers down at Tom.

Not moving his head at all, Tom gives Matt a thumb down with his free hand.

Matt huffs, "Fine, but I get to taste them tomorrow." and attaches himself to your neck. He presses kiss after kiss, occasionally sucking certain spots.

This goes on for what feels like an eternity. Tears are streaming down your face when Tom finally takes his mouth off of you.

Edd quickly tells Tom, “Wait, keep fingering them.” and to you, he lovingly tells you, “Cum for us one more time. You can do that, can’t you? Show Tom how good he’s making you feel.”

You do as he says. You hoarsely moan as Tom’s fingers hit all the right spots, dragging one last orgasm out of you. He stares at you, wide eyed and happy.

His fingers stop vibrating and he presses against your spot one more time before his fingers slip out.

“You did so well! We love you.”

“Love you guys too,” you whisper.

They each took turns kissing you. Soon, you’re sitting in your bathtub, hands gently scrubbing your head and helping you clean.

You have a feeling you’re going to have a bit of trouble walking but that was alright. Today was a good day.

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Yo could we get some headcannons for the poly relationship after the reader confesses to all four of the lads from the last one, maybe some nsfw if you’re feeling generous 🤲

I don't have many nsfw headcanons rn for all of them, sorry! Thank you for the request <3

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- Things are kinda the same after the reader confesses. They all still do the same things with them, but now mostly together and with lots of hand holding and kisses.

- Someone, probably Tord or Edd, makes a calendar with designated days. Since they live together and see each other all the time, the calendar is just for spending time with the reader. Everyone gets a specific day to spend time with the reader and then two days to spend time with all of them.

- If someone brings the reader home on their designated day, then that day mushes into an Everyone spending time, but with the original person getting to hold the reader and be close to them.

- Edd, Tom, Matt, and Tord LOVE it when the reader spends the night. If it’s on one of the Everyone days, they’ll bring blankets and pillows to the living room and cuddle up with each other.

- Will ask reader to move in with them once they hit the 6-7 month mark. Someone always makes everyone breakfast and wakes reader up with kisses.

- Reader pretty much always has someone at their side when they leave either their house or their boyfriend’s house.

Nsfw:

- No matter what, reader is always overstimulated. Not even on purpose, just from having everyone take turns pounding them into the mattress.

- Sex with all four of them is almost always sweet. Someone always holds their hand while another pounds into them. Praises are constantly aimed at them.

- Reader is covered in hickeys and bite marks. They're everywhere. Neck, shoulders, thighs. Tord and Tom also have bite marks but Matt and Edd don't care much for biting/being bitten, so they only have hickeys.

- Most of the time, it goes Matt, Tom, Edd, then Tord. Matt is always good with one round, Tom’s fine with two, and then Edd and Tord can go 2-3 rounds depending on the day.

- To help the reader out, Tord and Edd normally end up getting each other off by stroking each other’s cocks while watching Matt or Tom fuck reader. Tord likes to suck Edd off as reader watches and will occasionally finger Matt and jerk him off if he gets hard again after fucking reader.

- They all try to make reader cum at least once.

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Day 8: Trick

This isn't from any specific prompt list I made it up lol. This is based on @/yanderemommabean ‘s yandere purge au! She doesn’t mind people writing for the au and If you are 18 and older I definitely recommend checking out her blog! She writes great things and I love the stuff she and her followers come up with. However if you’re below 18, don’t check out her blog as she feels uncomfortable with minors following her and will block you.

Sorry for posting so late! I will try my best to catch up. Might make a part two, let me know what you think <3

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Dear Whoever it may concern,

You have been chosen to participate in this year's Game. As every year, the rules are as follow:

1. Once the sirens have gone off, all help is offline until the 24 hours are up.

2. If you do not leave the hold of your assigned person(s) by the time the 24 hours are up, you cannot leave them.

3. You may harm your assigned person(s) but cannot kill them.

Any violation to these rules will result in investigation from law enforcement. Any questions you may have or would like to read more, please either call (xxx) xxx-xxxx or go to the website.

May you have a wonderful Game this year.

Your hands shake as you hold the paper, reading it over and over again. It doesn’t feel real. The words blur in your mind and you don’t see the paper.

“Oh shit,” you whisper. Tears prickle the corner of your eyes and you take a deep breath.

Two days. All you have is two days to prepare. It’s not enough time. You don’t have enough money to get out of this town, not when the price of plane tickets are no doubt sky rocketing right now as people try to get away. A sob leaves your throat and the dam behind your eyes breaks.

What are you supposed to do? Whoever’s after you could be anyone. It could be the mailman, the cashier at the grocery store, the lady who lives across the street. Anyone. And you have nowhere to go. Your best bet is to pack a bag and book it deep into the forest nearby. God knows who many people will have the same idea as you but hopefully whoever is “assigned” to you won’t guess you’ll be there.

You’ve never been inside, after all. Never even stepped within distance of it. It’s completely out of character for you and with this idea in mind, you crumble the stupid paper and slam it down on your kitchen table.

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Your friends find you, the next day, frantically shoving clothes and supplies into a duffel bag. You never hear them come in, never hear their footsteps pause in the kitchen as they no doubt see and read the official paper you got in the mail.

However you do hear your bedroom door hesitantly open and you scream, wielding the kitchen knife you left on your dresser, “The alarms haven’t sounded yet, I will stab you don’t fucking test me!”

Your door slams open, revealing your disheveled state to your friends as they jump back. Your brain takes in the colors of their hoodies and you slump down in relief. Setting the knife back down on the dresser, you go back to yanking things out of your duffel bag and replacing.

“Sorry, you guys scared the shit out of me.”

For a long moment, it’s quiet.

“What’s going on?” Matt asks. He shuffles into your room and the others follow.

You almost don’t want to say the words out loud. It feels damning to finally acknowledge the reality of your situation.

“Got chosen for the game. I need to….” You take a deep breath. “I need to get far away from here.”

“And where will you go?” Tord asks.

You shrug. “Thinkin’ the forrest. Remember that little tree house we built as kids? I’m pretty sure it’s still there. It’s pretty high up so it’s a good place to hunker down until this is all over.”

You don’t want to look at their faces. Any reminder of what tomorrow is makes you want to scream and cry so you try your best not to think about why you’re packing this duffel bag.

A hand rests on your shoulder, thumb gently rubbing circles.

“You could stay with us,” Edd says solemnly. “We’d gladly hide you from whoever is… after you.”

“I couldn’t do that to you guys. I can’t. I don’t want to watch you guys get hurt.”

“We won’t!” Matt protests. “We’re like, super strong. Right guys?”

You can almost hear the way Tord pats Matt’s shoulder and he does tell Matt, “Sure, pretty boy. You tell yourself that.” and to you, “Thomas and I for sure can defend ourselves. You don’t need to worry about anyone hurting us. We promise we’ll protect you.”

Tears fall down your face again and Edd spins you around to crush you in his arms.

“Shhh, it’s okay to be scared. Just come with us. It couldn’t hurt, right?”

You sniffle and pull away, heart wrenching at the hopeful look on Edd’s face. “Yeah. Yeah, it couldn’t hurt. I um, I need to finish packing.”

Each of them gives you a grin, Tom finally speaking up to say, “Take your time, okay? We’ll wait for you in the kitchen.”

They leave your bedroom. None of them turn as they hear you breakdown crying again, very obviously trying to stop yourself. It’s the polite thing to do after all.

And with them out of your sight, you never see them give each other triumphant grins. You’d never even think that they’d do that either. Or think about them taking in your home as they do now, taking note of things to move and come back for. Why would you? They’re your friends. You trust them.

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Hey Great blog 😃!! For the eddsworld main four poly relationship which of the four would have sex with their s/o the most? Who would walk in on their s/I doing it and what would happen?

Thank you! I've been thinking about this all day and it's probably no surprise that I'm going to say Tord lmao. I headcanon him to have the highest sex drive out of the main four and any time he can, he will pleasure their s/o as much as he can. It's also like that for the others since they're all in a relationship together and Tord will lovingly fuck all his lovers, but yeah Tord would have sex with their shared s/o the most.

This is so hard to choose 😭. I feel like they'd all purposely walk in when they hear Tord fucking their s/o. Even if they don't exactly join in, they like flustering both Tord and their s/o.

Matt will praise the two of them and if allowed, I could see him taking pictures of the two of them. Edd, the motherfucker (affectionate), would literally bring his sketchbook in there with him to draw the both of them fucking if he doesn't feel like joining in. Tom joins in more often than not, but the rare times he doesn't, he might playfully argue with Tord on if he's making their s/o feel good enough.

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My original idea was Edd Suffers In Other World but since I used him in the over the garden wall au, I decided it was Reader's turn.

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Although creepy, these versions of your friends were interesting. Tom had black button eyes, Edd had green, Matt had purple, and Tord had red. Besides Tom, the group's eyes were very different from your normal friends. That made it easier to separate them in your mind.

Your real friends had brown, blue, and silver eyes. And also weren’t nearly this clingy. Or desperate to hold you. Any part of you.

Button eyes aside, their romantic interest in you was what really set them aside from your real friends. None of your real friends liked you like that. You were their friend! Only their friend. So when you crawled through the small door, the Other World seemed to react to your small urges to… Kiss your friends.

It was alright in the beginning. A little embarrassing since they each had your friends' faces but you never let them do more than hold your hand. But they were getting bolder. Impatient. Just yesterday Other Tom pinned you against the wall and kissed you before letting Other Edd take his place. Which then turned into Other Matt and Other Tord taking turns as well until you were a blushing mess against the wall.

What they did made you uncomfortable. They so clearly violated your boundaries and didn’t seem even slightly sorry about it. So, you’ve decided not to go back. You didn’t let any of them in on this as you said your goodbyes for the night. Now that you were leaving that weird world behind, things should be fine. You’d lock whatever tiny crush you had on your friends into a chest until the feelings passed. Everything was going to be fine.

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Everything is not fine! You can’t sleep anymore. They won’t stop pounding on the door, screaming your name. None of your friends can hear it either. They just looked at you and suggested that you were having sleep paralysis or something. Edd tried his best to reassure you that it wasn’t real and would pass. You only gave him a weak smile before dropping the subject.

At some point, you started seeing them in your dreams.

“Why are you abandoning us! We are exactly what you yearn for,” Other Edd snarled at you. “We’re so much better than those stupid pathetic men. We love you so much more than they ever could.”

“Just come back love, we promise we’re not angry at you,” Matt begged. It was a stark contrast from Edd who stood beside him and was fuming. “We can forget this ever happened if you just came back. We’ll kiss and love you and we’ll always take such good care of you!”

In order to avoid the dreams, you started taking twenty minute naps every few hours. If you can’t sleep long enough to dream then they can’t invade your dreams. You were afraid of what they’d do next.

You’ve buried the key though, so they’d never be able to touch you again. It would have to do until you’ve saved enough money to move out. Leaving your friends would suck and make you sad but there wasn’t anything else you could do.

You never noticed the blinking light of a tiny robot watching you, holding a key crusted with dirt.