❝ you know what's a legitimate fear of mine? an elevator breaking down while i'm in it. what do you do when an elevator goes out of service? ❞
the practical answer is to press the emergency call button. here’s the thing: practical hardly ever equates to fun! and exciting! and potentially life-threatening like that one time she almost set her apartment on fire! besides, she’s sure it’s an attempt at small talk. disappointment isn’t on her agenda- no, not today. he’s about to get a mouthful.
“if you wanted something sweet, cozy up with that cute girl you’d been side-eyeing the moment you’d spotted her. pull some charming moves on her and before you know it, it’s up and working! and you’ve got a memorable romantic encounter to brag about. always works in dramas.” on second thought, it probably won’t work if he’s too busy having a mental breakdown. lips purse as she hastily searches for an alternative solution. “i dunno, pry the doors open with your superhuman strength and climb out? that’d be pretty cool too. i like the first concept better though.”










