#yaoimobile

[thegardenhearth]

"yaoimobile doesn't bring joy" "yaoimobile doesn't bring bliss" i'm fucking tired of the allegations. you people are sick! sick i tell you!!

i'll have you know that YAOIMOBILE bought a shamrock cookie for a misfortunated honda driver whose car got totally fucked up on the busiest street in the suburb.

YAOIMOBILE safely delivered me to the lakefront this morning so i could eat my quesadilla in peace listening to Arvo Pärt.

YAOIMOBILE expertly cut off a blue lives matter truck in traffic and left them stranded at a red light.

[maekita-love-forever]

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP86VUDua/

uhh do you perhaps drive this vehicle?

I wish! I don’t have a liscense, but if I ever get one, I’m definitely driving the yaoi mobile! Actually, should I get a license just to drive the yaoi mobile?