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Yurioh

Femme bakura, butch yami bakura

That's all I have to say

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Yknow now that I'm a year post op and a close buddy of mine is gonna be getting top surgery soon in a few months I'm gonna take a bit to ramble about my trans headcannon rivalship brainrot

Anyways I like to think that once Kaiba gets his top surgery done, Yugi starts visiting him a day or two after the surgery (even if Kaiba is kind of cranky about it at first- cause being vulnerable is already hard enough but having to be in front of his rival when he's barely able to lift his arms up is borderline mortifying) but hey, Mokuba can't always be around his brother when there's a multi-million corporation to run and someone's gotta keep him company, if nothing else to get the drains changed and make sure he doesn't overextend and rip a stitch being impatient. Yugi would always try to bring along some duel monsters cards anytime he visits, to get Kaiba's mind off of the muscle pain and scar itching. And hey! Playing cards doesn't require lifting your arms too much anyways, and it's something they both enjoy, so it's a win win.

It's coming up on a week after his top surgery and one afternoon Yugi notices that Kaiba's being more sulky than usual.

"Do you want me to get you more pain meds?"

"No. I'm fine."

"You don't seem fine-"

"I feel disgusting."

It's hard for Yugi to hear, probably harder for Kaiba to say. And sure, they both know that the surgery was the right step forward and the healing will get better eventually, but it's hard to deny that recovery feels like shit. After a moment Yugi puts a comforting hand on his shoulder and notices Kaiba's hair tickling his hand. Specifically, how... weirdly greasy it feels. Not that Yugi is a stranger to the feeling of greasy hair, but Kaiba's usually always on top of his appearance. And then it hits him.

"Ah, right. You still can't take a shower or anything yet."

"You don't have to remind me, Yugi."

"Well... maybe I can wash your hair for you? It'd help you feel a little less gross at least."

It's a bit of work to set up. Getting a towel around Kaiba's shoulders and finding a good position for him to sit by the bathroom tub to not aggravate the scars or let the drains get wet. But eventually with some careful kneeling, a bucket and a cup, some warm water, Yugi can (somewhat) comfortably give Kaiba a nice hair wash. Does it feel embarrassing to be in a position where his rival has to do something as simple as washing his hair for him? Absolutely. But... it's better than feeling dirty. And the warm water with Yugi's fingers running through his hair feels nice at least, and occasionally seeing Yugi smiling down at him... for once Kaiba's feeling something in his chest other than pain and discomfort.

Finally while Kaiba's still sitting down he takes the towel off his shoulders and dries off Kaiba's hair with it. Gently brushing the errant wet strands out of his face, Yugi smiles at him.

"That feel better?"

Kaiba has to try and disregard the blush creeping on his cheeks. But finally he nods.

"...Yeah. Better."

And damn him if the accomplished look on Yugi's face doesn't make him feel warmer inside, more than the wash from a few minutes ago.

"Good! Now c'mon, let me help you get back on your feet."

Anyways I think that'd be cute to see.

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Guess who got sent home early from work because my ankle decided to give out

Anyways give me ygo ships to yurify can be any ship just know I'll draw them as lesbians cause fuck it pride month

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You know I was thinking about the end of DSOD and that Kaiba has the chance to go into the afterlife, something he uses to go duel Atem but like

Do you think he ever tried to go into the afterlife again after this duel, should he be able to do so, with just how many people in his life he's lost?

Do you think he'd try to see his parents again, not Gozaburo, but his real parents, the ones who loved and cared for him and his brother before they were taken away so soon?

Do you think he'd want to take the chance to find his mother, give her a hug, tell her all about what he's managed to do since she died, how successful and strong he's become without her? To get to see her smile again and hold her hand and, just for a moment, remember how it felt to be an innocent kid again, with no worries in his heart and blissfully unaware of how much his world would change?

Do you think he'd want to hear his real dad tell him how proud he is of him, how he's become a fine young man and how he's been the perfect guiding figure for his brother in his absence?

And for the last time, even if it's been waiting for so long and its been more than a decade since they died, to truly and properly say goodbye on his own terms rather than letting the world choose the time for him?

Idk I think about that sometimes

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Recently I had a dream that Dexter and House MD took place in the same universe and setting

and ever since I had that dream I couldn't get the image out of my head of Dexter breaking into one of his future victim's houses only to find Chase and Foreman breaking into the same house because the guy that lives there is in the hospital for throwing up blood or some shit and having the most awkward meeting you've seen in your life

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Getting into my confessional to the void of tumblr but probably my biggest surprise when I started keeping up more with yugioh dm this past year was that Kisara is like

A normal sized woman

Idk what it was but my minds eye before seeing her actual appearance always imagined her as tall and slightly terrifying

Then again that could just be my subconscious bias for giant scary women talking idk

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Got myself a little early present! And I had to get it swagged out with my favorite guy :3

(Also wanna mention that I got the theme from here in case anyone else wants it)

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Me: this edible ain't shit

Me an hour and a half later barely coherent: yugioh harem au but everyone's girls, and also Yugi is the only femme while everyone else is hot butch women and and-

I am dragged away by the authorities before I can continue