#yappapocalypse

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leg so hot, hot hot leg, leg so hot you fry an eg

street so hot, hot hot street, street so hot you dry your feet

rock so hot, hot hot rock, rock so hot you dry your sock

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hey. hey listen to me. What are your paruf1sh headcanons i need to know

hey its YAPPING TIME. okay so you see that train above splatsville? well that’s the parallel to the deepsea metro and theyre somehow connected to lemuria hub. thats the train line dedf1sh exits the metro from and its gonna be such a BEAUTIFUL. MOMENT. and (there is a STORYLINE. IN MY HEAD <3333) harmony is there as well and they basically cuddle eachother as the sun rises above the city and reflects off of the lobby tower and its so majestic just. auhg auhgh augh chef’s kiss, actually.

after that they live in a shared apartment and visit the other splatbands from time to time. they visit sashimori at the doorstep when dedf1sh is ready to meet paul again (the siblings headcanon!) and harmony is filming the moment with camera and its so happeeeyyyyy ….. a few weeks later it falls into their routine to go to new (or old!) restaurants with sashimori, and harmony actually has a large following on squitter. (or squiktok or inkstagram. or splatumblr) and she updates everyone regularly on what cafes they should try and go to and which drinks to order!

ALSO. ALSO the food likes and dislikes headcanons (because thanks, littlest homie. you have thrown me off a hill called the paruf1sh). dedf1sh likes really #16 salty food they literally told me themself. harmony, its canon she likes sweet food. I think she would like sweet chilli. maybe…. (also unrelated but paul is a devious food stirrer. stirs the mashed potato too hard. adds water for some reason????)

sun and moon dynamic?? noooo this is a neutron star x nebula relationship. dedf1sh is the neutron star because they basically can’t die (they cant die again!) so it’s left for them to fizzle out with the remaining thoughts that their entire life was spent doing nothing….. all they are is the collapsed shell of what used to be something more. and harmony is the nebula!!!!! basically space dust that glows brighter because also contains gas and more gas :D maybe its a symbol of rebirth and being able to try again! like dedf1sh failing their relationship with marina

what else. um. the paruf1sh dynamic is boy w tits and girl w none. okay

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“wow you would do numbers on tumbkr”

he.,… hehhh… they donty know about. ..the blaourg

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hello my dedf1sh kinnies

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i dont like closed species characters it limits creativity like if you dont want people copying you, dont put it on the internet!

that’s not s copyright, its a copyWRONG

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AHHHHH im trying to upload all my splat videos...... separatelylyyyyyy but i cant and i was hoping people would ignore the other ones because actually theyre just being used for image saving.... .uruurhhehrhhhehrh

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me when im not one of those super popular artists that only draw once a month and never speak to their fans OR EVEN one of those super friendly artists that are popular because they know how to interact with people and stay on trend

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a poll whoah. what should I do bcs boredom

5 minute long animatic (takes 2 weeks)

character boss theme… :3 (takes a week)

make ANOTHER series in my head. maybe present it idk (takes 2 months)

Voting ended onOct 5, 2024

the options are as vague as possible so this can be spread around more.

reblong for greater sample space