#yas.txt

[mystericmoon]

smoking that shit that made taemin move

[mystericmoon]

snsd you will always be famous!!!

[mystericmoon]

i really hope snsd's comeback is going to be a cunty mature slay concept and not some 4th generation tiktok challenge type of song that will age one week after its release. i've had it OFFICIALLY.

[mystericmoon]

(during sex) hold on, i need to add something to my to-do list before i forget

[mystericmoon]

ningning and winter graduated from the taeyeon and luna vocal university btw

[mystericmoon]

damn i must be 4 walls by f(x)... the way i keep getting played

[mystericmoon]

rupaul: welcome to the main stage of rupaul's drag race! ring ding dong! the insanely talented kim jonghyun is here! i feel like this is a déjà-boo!

jonghyun: *laughs* im so honoured to be here Ru! i can't wait for all the queens to take me to the moon tonight!!

rupaul: *stares into the camera and cackles*

[mystericmoon]

you tell a white person you can't do something that is trivial in their country bc your ethnic parents didn't raise you like that or just bc there's a whole cultural/religious background involved that they will never be able to understand fully that won't let you do that thing easily and they will STILL try to convince you by saying "come on! fuck your culture/religion! do it! who cares 😜" without even considering the guilt you would feel after like... you know what it's just a waste of time to have this type of conversations with you let's change the subject. next!