#yavkuza

[recollectiveprotector]

[2:21:30 AM] Ａｏｂａｒｋｌｙ－ｓａｎ: big big, [2:22:53 AM] Ａｏｂａｒｋｌｙ－ｓａｎ: never,imdi i have been informed, [2:22:58 AM] Ａｏｂａｒｋｌｙ－ｓａｎ: dick means you [2:23:07 AM] Ａｏｂａｒｋｌｙ－ｓａｎ: i 'm just calling someone big you [2:24:15 AM] ♫ Ruri ♫: nO IT IS NOT [2:24:17 AM] ♫ Ruri ♫: DICK [2:24:18 AM] ♫ Ruri ♫: IT IS [2:24:19 AM] ♫ Ruri ♫: DICH [2:24:29 AM] Ａｏｂａｒｋｌｙ－ｓａｎ: well then none of us know german [2:24:36 AM] ♫ Ruri ♫: yOU DONT [2:24:37 AM] Ａｏｂａｒｋｌｙ－ｓａｎ: or i am just seeing too much dick [2:24:41 AM] ♫ Ruri ♫: YOU HAVE [2:24:44 AM] ♫ Ruri ♫: YOU GAY ASS [2:24:50 AM] ♫ Ruri ♫: BUTT MUNCHER [2:24:58 AM] Ａｏｂａｒｋｌｙ－ｓａｎ: woW, [2:26:06 AM] ḓα√ε: o mg

[recollectiveprotector]

Obviously What Minkou is like on the holidays

[3:16:15 AM] ♫ Ruri ♫: It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas [3:16:15 AM] ♫ Ruri ♫: Lube in every store [3:16:15 AM] ♫ Ruri ♫: But the prettiest sight to see [3:16:15 AM] ♫ Ruri ♫: Is the Koujaku in lingerie [3:16:15 AM] ♫ Ruri ♫: On your own front door [3:17:11 AM] Ａｏｂａｒｋｌｙ－ｓａｎ: wo w , [3:17:26 AM] Ken (he/him): im leaving [3:17:28 AM] Ken (he/him): goodbye [3:17:46 AM] ♫ Ruri ♫: is that what mink sings to himself on christmas eve [3:17:48 AM] ♫ Ruri ♫: o mg

[contrxpxcem-archive]

yavkuza reblogged your post: “[text] I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.” #NFM #[[ this is my own remind er that #one day i want to rp with this trip i don't know when how or why but #one day #i will get over my fears and just rp with someone that isn't sam #[stares off into distance with a disgusted look on my face] #............... one day ]] #ooc# probably

b r u h

[touches ur face]

i am the biggest dork

i made myself choke by laughing at "tickle their pickle" earlier

i spent an hour on TFLN laughing at how dumb people are

literally just come to me with any idea and i'll probably roll with it

the muse and i both miss interacting with virus muses/muns s o

[contrxpxcem-archive]

[text] I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.

[Message: sent ✓]

To: Viru

"Yeah you didn't want us to take them away from you because you thought they were your children or something."

[Message: sent ✓]

To: Viru

"you almost bit someone who tried so we decided to leave you be."

[recollectiveprotector]

vitri me, meme child

SEND ME A SHIP AND I’LL TELL YOU:

who wears the ugly christmas sweaters

Trip. That’s it.

who picks out the holiday movies and who makes the hot cocoa

Trip would pick out the movies—probably some silly Disney Christmas movie—while Virus makes cocoa

who starts the snowball fight

Trip. Virus would then proceed to wreck his shit

who drags the other under the mistletoe

Trip, he’s so persistent for kisses

who decorates the house

Trip. He even decorates Hersha and Berta while Virus shakes his head in the background

who hangs up the ornaments on the tree

Trip. He would do that too and it would glow like a fucking North Star

who cooks christmas dinner

Virus. He is a pretty damn good cook and he would make the best dinner for them 

who invites the other to sing a christmas duet

Trip. Virus would argue that he has no need but then he’d sing alone eventually during ‘White Christmas’

if they have any holiday traditions

Yeah, Virus would probably have some he had read up on and he’d incorporate them into their holiday activities 

who would start a food fight during baking

Trip. Virus would make him clean up the whole mess while he goes to take a shower

who would get drunk off of eggnog

Virus. He would just be so jolly after that sixth eggnog and he’d try to dance with Trip but Trip is more concerned about Virus falling when they twirl

[stagnantincarceration]

yavkuza said: itadakimasu

[maumett-archived-blog]

#[[ TNO I WILL FIGHT THIS IS#A LIE#SLANDER#PROPAGANDA SPREAD BY TRIP HIMSELF#BECAUSE TRIP KNOWS EVERYONE HAS EATEN TRIP'S ASS#THIS IS LIKE BEING BORN YOU CAN'T ESCAPE THIS FATE IT DOESN'TCOUNT#AT ALL#SCIENCE MAKES THE RULES NOT ME ]]