OFFICIAL GREETINGS!
“Hello, gods near and far! It’s your favorite worthless speck here to relay some REALLY FANTASTIC NEWS!”
“This microphone is fake! Life is fake! Death is fake! You know what isn’t fake?”
“The public development for the “You Buried Her” RPG officially beginning today!”
“In celebration, I’ve been promoted! I will be your DEVELOPMENT UPDATE CURATOR until a horrible fate befalls my frail being! I am super excited to be your daisy chain of information and to answer your questions about the game! Ha, ha, ha!”
“Maybe... I’ll even be authorized to [[REDACTED]]!”
“Alas, those are frivolous thoughts from a useless scrap of cosmic energy!”
“Just remember, my wonderful gods whom circle above me like stratosphere born sharks ready to devour my entire being: You’re always watching. And we are fully aware. :)”