#ydfoc

[honeyglazedbabe]

Had a dick appointment scheduled for tomorrow and my damn period just came

[honeyglazedbabe]

I loveeee whores and sluts and ill advised sexual encounters

[honeyglazedbabe]

But also i was on a date last night and my date lifted me and had me up against a wall kissing and this woman drove by and was like “knock it off you nasty motherfuckers” 😭😭😭 she was right but damn

[honeyglazedbabe]

I’m sorry if this is a personal question and you don’t have to answer, what are your kinks?

I don’t have sex I’m the virgin mary

[honeyglazedbabe]

Wait… how are y’all meeting these men? What’s the secret 😭

Go outside.

This sounds so condescending and annoying I know but I’ve just given up on the dating apps they don’t work for me. And as part of my attempt to actually enjoy my twenties I’ve been just making plans, and making an effort to go outside more often and mingle with new people, make new friends etc. last week I dm’d a girl from my college like “hey girl you seem cool af we should hang out” and immediately she invited me to salsa night at a bar that same evening so i went and i ended up meeting this guy that I’ve been talking about for the past week. He asked me to dance and everything progressed from that😂 so the secret is go outside and if you don’t have a reason to, invent one and go out anyways.

[honeyglazedbabe]

Hello i got my armpits kissed and licked today and i finally understand what my gay man mutuals are always talking about pits for

[honeyglazedbabe]

my reputation precedes me

[honeyglazedbabe]

Date night looks